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“….Maybe. Depends on what sort of help you’re offering.”
“Any you need.”
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staturehere:
“….Maybe. Depends on what sort of help you’re offering.”
“Any you need.”
capn-carol-danvers:
“You’re right. I don’t, because you’re a complete waste of my time and not a threat. So unless you attack me, which I would advise against, I’m not going to fight you.”
“Haha.”
capn-carol-danvers:
“Clearly you chose the not option. Are we done here you or should I stay until you unrealistically demand another one of my teammates? Because I hear Tony’s out of town so I can tell you right now, don’t ask.”
“Sweetheart, you don’t want to face off against me.”
eatingnutsandkickingbutts:
“No one ever does,” she tells him scratching at her nose, “But I’m not going to kick your nuts in because you don’t worry me. Call me when Galactus comes after earth again.”
“We’ll see how things change.”
suestxrm:
“–Confused? Might I ask why that is?”
“We’re being a little flirty, I thought we were going to kill each other.”
capn-carol-danvers:
“Sweetie, I could smash your balls between my forefinger and my thumb and not put any effort in. Whether you want to believe it or not, you’re outmatched”.
“I’m never outmatched.”
suestxrm:
“Excuse you, Brock. PMS isn’t what I was talking about but—I will admit…it is an inconveniance.”
“–If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have said that you are.”
“I -- well of course it is.”
“Well... thank you, you’re very attractive yourself. I’m... a little confused.”
capn-carol-danvers:
“Eh it was worth a shot. Plus you don’t have bromance to walk into so you probably wouldn’t have been as welcomed. Though I’m still all in for smashing your head into a wall if it comes to it!”
“You couldn’t smash a pumpkin.”
staturehere:
“It’s all about perspective. I’m listening to help people, besides I think the police could use some monitoring. I’m just persistent.”
“You could use some help.”
mercymouth:
“Good offer, but you’re not touching my childhood hero, Bane. Seriously, maybe I’d consider it if I saw Frank, but naaaah.”
Tom Hardy, though.
Mad Max: Fury Road was the bomb.
“You’re not fucking me over, Wilson.”
russianvvidow:
“Do you really think I know where he is? And by the way, you have three seconds to let go of my arm or I’m not reponsible for what follows.”
“Someone my size, against yours? Like a wolf against a kitten. You and him are friends, tell me.”
lokiagentofstories:
“Do attempt something. I dare you. A mortal cannot hurt a god.”
“You can’t goad me into a fight.”
eatingnutsandkickingbutts:
Doreen sighs. “You’re not taking me seriously at all~” she singsongs.
“What gave it away.”
capn-carol-danvers:
“Why am I not surprised? Hm, any chance I can kick you in the head a couple of times and have you come out like Bucky? Cause I think that would work best for all of us.”
“You could try, but I doubt you’ll get very far.”
staturehere:
“It’s never too early to start listening to the police scanner– purely for curiosity’s sake, of course.”
“Some might consider that spying.”
eatingnutsandkickingbutts:
“Do you believe me now when I say I don’t know where Cap is? Because I don’t feel like breaking fingers, bub.”
“Bub? Cute.”
guardixnofrealms:
“ If it comes to the price of a friend then I am confident in my own abilities to retrieve the remaining stones. The Captain will remain hidden like Jane will remain unharmed. ” Thor replied, his voice dripping with finality.
“I’m going to crush your little girlfriend’s neck. Let’s see your hammer cure death.”