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And powering machinery through internal explosions! Who would have predicted that? I mean, with how much humans like destroying things I suppose it shouldn't have been that big of a surprise they decided to use explosions as an energy source, but still!
Mhrrrmmm. I use explosions as an energy source.
🅱NHA CLUB SENTENCE STARTERS!
“Someone shut this bitch up.” “I love you, but I also wanna kick your ass.” “I can smell the virgin on your clothes.” “I’m going to dislocate your fucking jaw.” “I’m going to deepthroat a whole bowling ball.” “Shut up sometimes.” “You really put a dick in your mouth?” “With all that head, you don’t think.” “Oh my god, my cousin has my sock on their head.” “He gave her a necklace made out of chicken talons.” “I said mitochondria, you dumb motherfucker.” “So I’m a piss drinker now?” “is your head shaped like a rat ass?” “God, leave my stupid bitch ass alone! I was in a zebra onesie. I was in the moment.” “Y-your stinky rat breath…” “I’m living hard as a dick sucker.” “I only suck those push pop things, and that’s it!” “I think you could benefit from going to church.” “I’d kill him with a deepthroat.” “You’ll vore his fist?” “Dick thing?” “I don’t know… that bitch looks like a zombie.” “Will you ever truly know when and how to shut the fuck up?” “Milk tastes like god’s sperm.” “My dad threw an entire dog at me.” “How do you pronounce yaoi?” “Sad. I’ll pray for you.” “You like crusty old men.” “If I have to donate my urethra, I will.” “Get your shit together.”
-wriggles, getting comfortable- What's been the most surprising things for you? The loss of the stars is one for me, it's sad not being able to see them unless you make a special trip to the middle of nowhere. Humans don't understand what they've deprived themselves of.
Mhrmmm. -pretty much only continues to give the occasional ‘I’m listening, keep talking’ noise here and there- We should go look at the stars.
I was just thinking, we look extremely good considering we're as old as human civilisation.
Mhrmmm. We’re pretty hot. -goes back to burying his head in Asta’s hair-
hell yea
-elegantly wrapped in packaging that certainly cost more than the item itself, this is left on his pillow-
-unpacks in absolute delight-
grow a downstairs waluigi do it
I don’t get it. But fuck off anyway.
no I bang YOUR mum. after I bang the drum.
And I return the favor. Giving back to the community and shit. -winks-
that's right bitches. first i bang the drum then i bang your mum.
Glad to see you finally accepting the princess as your mother. Good job.
Weeeeell, that's all a matter of opinion, really.
-looking unimpressed- I’m sure you’ll manage.
Ruining things is my speciality, can't really turn that one off~
I know. Can’t wait for you to ruin your wedding.
-Rolls eyes- Is that it? I can hardly see it. She obviously wasn't trying all that hard, maybe it was her idea of foreplay? -Bends and lightly kisses the scar- There, ouchie all healed.
-raises eyebrows- Maybe you need glasses. -shrugs, while pulling his pants back up- All your bitching completely ruined the kiss. Way to go, Asta.
-sighs deeply- /Fine/, if it stops you whining like a toddler.
-smiles- Thank youuuu. -pulls down his pants and points at the scar- There’s the ouchie.
-pouts like he's posing for a fucking magazine or something- Scientifically speaking, I don't know how that will do anything other than make it worse ... If you'd been poisoned I'd of course assist you in what I assume is the length of a heartbeat, but simply drawing more blood to the ... -continues rambling medical bullshit. He might have read a Wikipedia article once and be using that as a source-
-is just fucking better at the sad look, sorry; whines- Astaaaa. Kiss iiiiit.
-pouts sympathetically- Do you know how many chemicals and varieties of bacteria are carried in demonic saliva? You'd contract gangrene or the like and lose it entirely.
-keeps up the superior pout- We’re both demons, it doesn’t fucking matter. I want you to make it better.
