#blackeyedmonarch

[crownofenvy]

thank you dear !!! 🐙

。°. ｏ 。° acanthasta °。ｏ.°。

[crownofdesire-blog]

-elegantly wrapped in packaging that certainly cost more than the item itself, this is left on his pillow-

-unpacks in absolute delight-

[crownofdesire-blog]

Weeeeell, that's all a matter of opinion, really.

-looking unimpressed- I’m sure you’ll manage.

[crownofdesire-blog]

Ruining things is my speciality, can't really turn that one off~

I know. Can’t wait for you to ruin your wedding.

[crownofdesire-blog]

-Rolls eyes- Is that it? I can hardly see it. She obviously wasn't trying all that hard, maybe it was her idea of foreplay? -Bends and lightly kisses the scar- There, ouchie all healed.

-raises eyebrows- Maybe you need glasses. -shrugs, while pulling his pants back up- All your bitching completely ruined the kiss. Way to go, Asta.

[crownofdesire-blog]

-sighs deeply- /Fine/, if it stops you whining like a toddler.

-smiles- Thank youuuu. -pulls down his pants and points at the scar- There’s the ouchie.

[crownofdesire-blog]

-pouts like he's posing for a fucking magazine or something- Scientifically speaking, I don't know how that will do anything other than make it worse ... If you'd been poisoned I'd of course assist you in what I assume is the length of a heartbeat, but simply drawing more blood to the ... -continues rambling medical bullshit. He might have read a Wikipedia article once and be using that as a source-

-is just fucking better at the sad look, sorry; whines- Astaaaa. Kiss iiiiit.

[crownofdesire-blog]

-pouts sympathetically- Do you know how many chemicals and varieties of bacteria are carried in demonic saliva? You'd contract gangrene or the like and lose it entirely.

-keeps up the superior pout- We’re both demons, it doesn’t fucking matter. I want you to make it better.