Fritz🏎️💨

The he himmer

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

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[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[sharldose]

even though he's p6 (lando penalty) but still...😿

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[tirameesu]

Ok I finally finished 91W and this is the best thing I can draw to describe how Im feeling right now. Time for the sequels!!!

Jokes aside, wow, that was an amazing, beautifully sad ride, I completely understand now why it's mentioned so often. I don't usually ever cry at fic but this got me multiple times!

And also the background is very much not by me, just in case anyone seeing this doesn't know the original art That Two-Thousand Yard Stare by Tom Lea.

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[bobdylanyaoi]

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

[crowpea]

When there r 2 ambulances and 5 medics and a firetruck and a police car and a medical helicopter right down the street and people are crying and my parents are completely quiet and then my little sister starts tryna play arounx with a squeaky balloon like SHUT UPPP🫩🫩🫩

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[crowpea]

I think someone on my street just died

[crowpea]

When im in the car and Learning to fly by pink floyd starts playing😳😳😳👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[crowpea]

When im in bros car and her dad is playing music adn i can pbarely hear it but then i hear a familiar voice and lean over and its Muse

[ser1aldesn]

almost forgot my Routine goodnight mesagaw to bro. i keep forgetti g it these last few days :(((( imso focusd on moving n shit that iforget and i feelso bad.

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[crowpea]

Wish i could be a boy rn so i could experience blue collar young new guy x random old guy friendship

[xenosagaepisodeone]

tumblr users will be the first population of social media users to be able to lay eggs

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever