Take me by the horns

The best thing about homestuck is that it was written for everyones opinion.

[arisaavena-deactivated20240707]

REBLOG IF I CAN WRITE TO YOU AND SIMPLY START A FRENDSHIP

[crowvnusampora-blog]

http://jadeladyporrim.tumblr.com/

GO FOLLOW HER!! SHE IS AN AWESOME PORRIM AND DESERVES MORE FOLLOWERS!!

[crowvnusampora-blog]

whats the most rebellious this you've ever done? :)

Ehehehe.....Wvell, wvhen Meenah wvas trying to be all empressy during the game and control us, I dressed up as a clowvn fish and did the chicken dance behind her.I chicken danced the pre-scratch condesce off her high horse.

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Ask my muse.

Ask the muse as many questions about anything as you want.

[randamhajile]

I turn on my TV and fucking Spongebob is on and I??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????//

[crowvnusampora-blog]

I thought spongebob was blowing up condoms.

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Got my first paycheck on friday and I have a mituna wig, dave shades, and a trans/cosplay binder coming in. Got my skateboard and a helmet. Lets do this shit!

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

-Your lips slowly shift into a deviant smirk an your eyes narrow, but with a different meaning-  Wvell that coulda come sooner.

OH SHUT UP YOU LIKED IT EITHER WAY

[crowvnusampora-blog]

 really wvant another one. -You grab his arm lightly this time and pull him into a kiss-

[typicalfuckass]

OH DO YO-

=> You were cut off by his lips pressed against yours. You push back against him, eyes slipping shut

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-you pull out of the kiss but still hold him close, your tongue making a slight trail over his lower lip-

[typicalfuckass]

=> You hum and push forward a little, grabbing his tongue with your lips, smirking

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-You grin some more and take this chance to slip your tongue into his mouth, kissing him again-

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

-Your lips slowly shift into a deviant smirk an your eyes narrow, but with a different meaning-  Wvell that coulda come sooner.

OH SHUT UP YOU LIKED IT EITHER WAY

[crowvnusampora-blog]

 really wvant another one. -You grab his arm lightly this time and pull him into a kiss-

[typicalfuckass]

OH DO YO-

=> You were cut off by his lips pressed against yours. You push back against him, eyes slipping shut

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-you pull out of the kiss but still hold him close, your tongue making a slight trail over his lower lip-

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

-Your lips slowly shift into a deviant smirk an your eyes narrow, but with a different meaning-  Wvell that coulda come sooner.

OH SHUT UP YOU LIKED IT EITHER WAY

[crowvnusampora-blog]

 really wvant another one. -You grab his arm lightly this time and pull him into a kiss-

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

-you pull back, looking genuinely offended- Aight…. fuck…. got the message…. Shit…. I wvas just…. messing wvith you anywvays…. Havwe fun by yourself…. Enjoy all your loneliness by yourself….. -you start to back away, your brows knit together, not looking at him-

WOW DO YOU MAKE SHIT EASY OR WHAT

=> chuckle and shake your head

[crowvnusampora-blog]

You think thats funny? Ivwe spent my entire life being rejected ovwer and ovwer, evwen wvhen I wvasnt evwne looking for something. -You narrow your eyes at him-

[typicalfuckass]

=> you quickly move forward and kiss him.

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-Your eyes shoot wide and your fins shoot out in full flair. You gasp softly, but find your hands gripping his shoulders and pulling him closer instead of pushing him away-

[typicalfuckass]

=> You groan and stay there a second before pushing back and smirking slowly as you look at him

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-Your lips slowly shift into a deviant smirk an your eyes narrow, but with a different meaning- Wvell that coulda come sooner.

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

-you pull back, looking genuinely offended- Aight…. fuck…. got the message…. Shit…. I wvas just…. messing wvith you anywvays…. Havwe fun by yourself…. Enjoy all your loneliness by yourself….. -you start to back away, your brows knit together, not looking at him-

WOW DO YOU MAKE SHIT EASY OR WHAT

=> chuckle and shake your head

[crowvnusampora-blog]

You think thats funny? Ivwe spent my entire life being rejected ovwer and ovwer, evwen wvhen I wvasnt evwne looking for something. -You narrow your eyes at him-

[typicalfuckass]

=> you quickly move forward and kiss him.

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-Your eyes shoot wide and your fins shoot out in full flair. You gasp softly, but find your hands gripping his shoulders and pulling him closer instead of pushing him away-

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

-you pull back, looking genuinely offended- Aight…. fuck…. got the message…. Shit…. I wvas just…. messing wvith you anywvays…. Havwe fun by yourself…. Enjoy all your loneliness by yourself….. -you start to back away, your brows knit together, not looking at him-

WOW DO YOU MAKE SHIT EASY OR WHAT

=> chuckle and shake your head

[crowvnusampora-blog]

You think thats funny? Ivwe spent my entire life being rejected ovwer and ovwer, evwen wvhen I wvasnt evwne looking for something. -You narrow your eyes at him-

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

You touche me earlier wvithout my permission.  -You just sort of look at him- Wvhat wvould givwe me the right to touch you? -You supress a smirk at the obvious dirty joke in that statement.-

NO.

=> You say slowly looking at him

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-You tilt your head at him- No wvhat? -Your fins wriggle a bit-

[typicalfuckass]

JUST NO => you say gesturing to all of him

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-you pull back, looking genuinely offended- Aight.... fuck.... got the message.... Shit.... I wvas just.... messing wvith you anywvays.... Havwe fun by yourself.... Enjoy all your loneliness by yourself..... -you start to back away, your brows knit together, not looking at him-

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

You touche me earlier wvithout my permission.  -You just sort of look at him- Wvhat wvould givwe me the right to touch you? -You supress a smirk at the obvious dirty joke in that statement.-

NO.

=> You say slowly looking at him

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-You tilt your head at him- No wvhat? -Your fins wriggle a bit-

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

-you look at him and stand up as well- Wvhere you going?

SOMEWHERE WHERE THE CRAZY WONT FOLLOW ME

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Good luck wvith that, kid. As long as youre here, youre stuck wvith me.

[typicalfuckass]

OH LUCKY ME

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-You finally decide to do what youve been wanting to do and drape your arms around his neck from behind and just stand there, pretty much hugging him from behind-

[typicalfuckass]

OH FUCK WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TOUCH ME

=> duck out of his arm and glare at him

[crowvnusampora-blog]

You touche me earlier wvithout my permission. -You just sort of look at him- Wvhat wvould givwe me the right to touch you? -You supress a smirk at the obvious dirty joke in that statement.-

[jii-dragon]

did you know if you squeeze your thumb really hard you wont have a gag reflex? 

I found this out on tumblr like a year ago and it’s been really helpful for taking medications and stuff.  p.s.  sorry if it doesn’t work for you but I haven’t met anyone it didn’t work for. 

[carniferd]

"taking medications"

yeah… that’s what i use it for….

[rocketnips-deactivated20181222]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Do to my mutation of having two uvula, I naturally dont have a gag reflex unless I litterally shove my finger down my throat a ways. I can even hook my finger back and up over into my nasal passage. Its rather interesting.

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Swveet vwiolet.

[typicalfuckass]

-you look at him and stand up as well- Wvhere you going?

SOMEWHERE WHERE THE CRAZY WONT FOLLOW ME

[crowvnusampora-blog]

Good luck wvith that, kid. As long as youre here, youre stuck wvith me.

[typicalfuckass]

OH LUCKY ME

[crowvnusampora-blog]

-You finally decide to do what youve been wanting to do and drape your arms around his neck from behind and just stand there, pretty much hugging him from behind-