MULDER!

scully, you're not going to believe this

[heavensghost]

Twin size mattress // the front bottoms

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

[blackness-by-your-side]

Iconic

[failbag]

someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own

keanu reeves: literally cannot die

mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny

taika waititi: lesbian

dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here

tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were

mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami

[lyrics-and-music]

Twin Size Mattress // The Front Bottoms

[whitepeopletwitter]

Dry liquids.

[thermporia-deactivated20250914]

scenecore eridan

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going “BUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so there’s no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~”

hey

hey

[lonequixote]

Frida Kahlo

as portayed by Salma Hayek

(via @lonequixote​)

[replicated-archive]

Today’s mood brought to you by Keanu Reeves

[memewhore]

[tredlocity]

I want a Goonies/Stranger Things-esque story that reflects modern online friendship.

Like, instead of kids living in the same town fighting a monster, it’s a group of online friends from different parts of the world fighting a world-ending threat, like aliens or wait fuck thats homestuck nevermind

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[punk-hound]

[fearlesslygenuine-deactivated20]

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

[crucifuckoff]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[midnight-femme-deactivated20201]

lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat dairy…i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep   

me, a real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god