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almost home
ojovivo
Peter Solarz

JVL
Sade Olutola
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NASA
KIROKAZE
RMH
art blog(derogatory)
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
One Nice Bug Per Day
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titsay

oozey mess

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@crucifuckoff
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my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything
Iconic
someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event
your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person
jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own
keanu reeves: literally cannot die
mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny
taika waititi: lesbian
dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here
tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were
mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami
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Dry liquids.
scenecore eridan
flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me
the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going “BUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so there’s no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~”
hey
hey
Frida Kahlo
as portayed by Salma Hayek
(via @lonequixote)
Today’s mood brought to you by Keanu Reeves
I want a Goonies/Stranger Things-esque story that reflects modern online friendship.
Like, instead of kids living in the same town fighting a monster, it’s a group of online friends from different parts of the world fighting a world-ending threat, like aliens or wait fuck thats homestuck nevermind
*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD
cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit
me: i love this band
someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?
me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?
lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat dairy…i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep
me, a real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god