Your friendly neighborhood druid

Halfling on the road- if you're buyin' I'm sellin'

[outofcontextdnd]

Rogue: I just want you to know that as long as you still draw breath, life’s still worth living.

Druid: Even if that breath is full of weed smoke?

Rogue, exhaling the aforementioned weed smoke: Especially if that breath is full of weed smoke.

[donnasweettttttttt]

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

Normal size person

Goliath paladin sees a attractive dwarf barbarian: “Oh I want to make a normal sized person with that.”

[brunkles]

[stimman4000]

i’d like to nominate “being a twink who gets physically picked up by a man and loses the ability to think for a few minutes” to become an officially recognized emotion

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[chasingrainbowsforever]

Colors ~ Chiffon

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[profoundgaiety-deactivated20200]

“Men may kiss men.”

From Elon’s 1977 yearbook.

[diamndogs-deactivated20240402]

[astraldemise]

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

[shiny-audin0]

?

[astraldemise]

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

[heturnedleft]

Little brown mushrooms are unidentifiable, worthless crap. If you’re going to hand me small mushrooms, make sure they’re some color other than brown.

(I have opinions about things)

[astraldemise]

the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us

[iggykoopa666]

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[van-damn-linde]

run in here and come get yall juice

[asoftersea]

[-295] ive been sent forth from the garden of eden to till the earth

[nepofledgling]

All of you straight people asking how you can support gays this pride month smh like the answer is so easy.. whenever you see a gay person you have to give them all your fucking weed

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