A Mess

🌟She/Her 🌟 28 🌟 Em 🌟 This is My Best🌟

[crushed-oranged-angered]

they should invent a dating app that doesn’t make you want to rip your skin off

[crushed-oranged-angered]

Palm kisser Jeremy Knox is real to me. Looking up at Jean with big, brown, wet eyes while he does it, do you see the vision? Jean’s an everywhere kisser. If he can reach it, his mouth is on it. Forehead, back of the hand, shoulder, inside of the thigh, bottom of the foot, cheek, other cheek, other cheek 😉…

[thetrojeans]

Jean would choose Jeremy, Cat, and Laila every time btw. He would lose every Raven for them btw. He said it quite clearly

[lorasx]

thinking about how the only courting jeremy experienced was from cat before she and laila started dating because for her to date laila, she also needed jeremy to like her as well (because laila and jeremy came as a ‘package deal’) so she gave him gifts (barkbark) & she tried to spend more time with him

and thinking about how much jeremy cherishes this because even though it was not for him specifically it was still so important to him that someone put an effort to have some kind of relationship with him & how barkbark’s loss upset him so much because it was actually a gift from cat, a symbol of the start of their friendship

just cat being the first person ever to say i love you to jeremy & first person to ‘court’ him as well ❤️‍🩹

[pepeshka]

such a tease

[crushed-oranged-angered]

Scrolling through the tags like 'wow! making a post is like the game telephone, huh?'

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

When one of my moots that I've labelled 'famous' in my head interacts with me

[lost-on-the-highway]

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

[lorasx]

2027 is officially gonna be Thee jerejean year

[viiiiiliiiii]

“What did you even find in your rude, cold-hearted Frenchman?” rude? you mean the man who leaves little kisses against Jeremy’s temples while he helps Jean make dinner? the same man who would sooner cut out his own tongue than ever tell Jeremy he is “hot” or “sexy” when he supposed to call him impossible, kind, and the most beautiful person he has ever known? the one whose hands touch Jeremy only with the gentlest care, never allowing himself to tighten his grip, not even as a joke? the antisocial guy who can’t fall asleep without pressing himself against Jeremy’s back, even if it’s only by the smallest fraction of an inch, quietly breathing in the one scent that never fails to calm him? a rude Frenchman? rude? the man who carefully holds Jeremy’s hands and kisses his knuckles whenever he is upset? the one who asks every few minutes if Jeremy is all right, brushing his hair away from his eyes and turning each of their intimate moments into something impossibly gentle and careful? cold-hearted? you mean the same man who trusts Jeremy with his first tears, pressing himself against his chest for comfort and support while Jeremy’s fingers soothe him, slowly combing through his dark curls? are we sure we’re talking about the same person?

[arbreboy]

today i’m thinking about the aftermath of jerejean getting together and i was thinking about some traits that they would have like jeremy being soooo protective over jean. look i don’t think jeremy is the kind of protective person who immediately becomes aggressive or starts speaking for jean. that is actually what makes it work for them.

jeremy knows that jean has spent years having his boundaries ignored, so he is extremely careful not to become another person who decides what jean needs. instead, his protectiveness looks like creating an exit.

like imagine if someone is asking jean invasive questions and he starts getting visibly uncomfortable, jeremy doesn’t necessarily interrupt with “stop talking to him.” he might just step closer and say: “jean, weren’t we supposed to be somewhere.”

jeremy isn’t protecting him because he thinks jean is incapable of protecting himself. he knows jean can be terrifying when he wants to be. he is however protecting jean’s right not to have to defend himself every single time. and it is safe to say that jean notices everything. he notices the tiny change in jeremy’s expression. like he can be laughing one second and then suddenly his face goes completely still, his shoulders straighten, his attention focuses entirely on the person making jean uncomfortable, his voice becomes quieter.

and jean knows that look. he might even glance at jeremy and give the tiniest shake of his head.

‘Don’t.’

and jeremy immediately backs down because jean said no!

another thing is that jean secretly LOVES being taken care of. and it breaks my heart because my boy isn’t someone that thinks ‘i deserve to be taken care of.’ he is someone who has learned that ‘if i need something i should handle it myself.’

so when jeremy does something small for him without making it into a huge emotional event, jean doesn’t quite know what to do with it.

jeremy teaches him that being cared for doesn’t mean being powerless and it was so hard at first for my poor baby jean but he’s getting better :(

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[katxendyn]

Jean Moreau out of the nest core, he is free but not unbothered

I wish I could have a mini version of him that I just keep on my shoulder and let him comment everything going on

[crushed-oranged-angered]

Neil isn’t trying to be funny and Neil doesn’t know he’s funny

Drugged Andrew is trying to be funny and Drugged Andrew knows he’s funny. Sober Andrew isn’t trying to be funny and Sober Andrew knows he’s funny

Jeremy is trying to be funny and Jeremy isn’t really sure if he’s funny

Jean sometimes tries to be funny and Jean knows he’s funny

Kevin has never tried to be funny in his entire life. Exy isn’t a joke. Step onto the court, what do you see?

[thnks-pete-fr-th-mmrs]

This is beautiful, it needs to be on one of these things @crushed-oranged-angered

(I feel like Jean just states his thoughts and isn’t trying to be funny(most of the time); doesn’t realize he’s being funny and also gets surprised when ppl laugh) (he’s basically me) But the others were spot on lmao

[crushed-oranged-angered]

This is so funny because if this is a thing Kevin would just be a dot outside the graph!

[lorasx]

riko must’ve hated jeremy’s ass so bad oh god just think about it. jeremy is the EXACT opposite of riko, yet in the same position. riko tries so hard by using violence and abuse day to day just to keep the other two members of the perfect court in line and jeremy is admired by jean and kevin with smiles and clean play from miles away from the nest without even knowing. this fucking gay kid from california should have no place on the court with the way he plays but he’s close enough to perfect that they get compared. he beats jeremy every year but it’s still not enough to stop the awe on kevin’s face or to take jean’s admiring eyes out off him.

[tswizzlesfan]

derrick (completely unphased): oh jean my little bro!! love that we had a chance to face each other on the court!!

jean (smoke coming out of his ears): i will destroy everything you hold dear

[crushed-oranged-angered]

Me with an agenda and no idea how medical care works: and if Jeremy ends up with frosted tips because he’s in a car accident (and they shave his freshly dyed hair to check for head injury) and then the only people waiting for him to wake up is Jean, Cat and Laila and that’s the wake up call he needs to leave and then he can’t afford to dye his hair anymore WHAT THEN