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i need somewhere to post my incessant gay ramblings about her | he/they

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do you know that i love you ??? like do i tell you enough ??? because i really don’t think i do. but i also have a very skewed view of this metric because if i told you i loved you every time it popped up in my head i’d never shut the fuck up

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i love you when you have hair in your face

i love you when you get emotional and cry

i love you when you spell things wrong

i love you when you eat the same thing every day

i love you when you’re just a little too loud in public

i love you when you’re fake mad at me for not being good at video games

i love you when you say the “wrong” thing

i love you when you have cheese on your chin

i love you when you forget how to spell

i love you when you type out kisses over the phone

i love you when your voice cracks

i love you when you stumble over your words while you read

i love you when you think i’m not looking

i love you when i can tell that you’re looking

i love you when you trip over air

i love you when you shush me

i love you when you’re confused

i love you when i catch you glancing at me with love and affection in your eyes

i love you when you argue with your sibling

i love you when you rage quit games

i love you when you feel handsome

i love you when you feel gross

i love you when you quiet yourself down so you don’t wake up the baby

i love you when you get excited about sonic and starkid and sexy anime men

i love you when you spill stuff on your shirt

i love you when you lie to me just because you think it’s funny

i love you when you’re nervous

i love you when you do your silly voices just because i asked nicely

i love you when you miss a social cue

i love you when you have your nails painted

i love you when you wonder if i love you

i love you when you bend over just a smidge so that i can give you a forehead kiss

i love you when you tell me about your past

i love you when you talk about the future

i love you when you let me lean my head on your shoulder

i love you when you tell me how you never thought i would

i love you when you burp mid sentence

i love you when you blush (among other things) after kissing me

i love you when you feel worthy

i love you when you don’t

i love you when you’re sleeping

i love you when you worry

i love you when you’re complaining

i love you when you’re honest with me

i love you when the sunlight hits you just right and your hair makes you look like you have a halo

i love you when you call me babe

i love you when you hesitate

i love you when you’re far away

i love you when you’re snuggled into my arms

i love you when you put your hands behind your back to kiss me goodnight

i love you when you STRAP THE FUCK OUT OF ME

i love you

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i’m really horny but i can’t talk. this is terrible

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mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy

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sometimes i wish i could just say it casually but that feels like weird territory so i just let it loop in my head all day

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mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy

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she’s so cute when she breathes. i want to eat her

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we’re like a month away from sleeping in the same bed and i’m genuinely worried that when we’re finally together i’m not going to be able to sleep because shes just going to be so beautiful that i get distracted. like im going to have to bring melatonin bc if i dont manually shut my brain off i think i might just stare at her slackjawed in the moonlight for eight hours

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she’s so cute when she breathes. i want to eat her

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yay wife breathing

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make out with her shoes make out with her shoes make out with her shoes make out with her shoes make out with her shoes

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*in an uncomfortably deep voice* mama. i miss you mama. come home and cuddle me mama

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I MISS YOU SO MUCH IM GOING TO EAT YOU AND ALSO MYSWLF YOURE SO FAR AWAY AND I WANT YOU GIMME GIMME GIMME MY WIFE SFTER MIDNIGHT EXCEPT MIDNIGHT IS RIGHT NOW

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mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy

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make out with her shoes make out with her shoes make out with her shoes make out with her shoes make out with her shoes

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i 💗 bdsm. like i’m so grateful for the connection sex has brought us. i was so terrified of intimacy for so long but she’s so gentle and patient with me and it’s really reassuring. i’m still sometimes really scared of sex but it’s easier to calm myself down knowing she’ll be right there for me and will let me take things slow and back out when necessary. i love my wife man

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i miss youuuuuuu wake up and talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i think i crave u after difficult nights. like i just wanna cuuuuuddleeeeeeeeeeeee and like rub noses like stupid fools yk. i want cuddles hold me

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i simply adore my wife and nothing will ever change that. yes she’s messy girl with messy feelings but she’s still my wife and i love her. we figure it out honeybuns

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nvm the movie people are fighting and now i HATE HER

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call dropped :( but i’m soooooo excited for her to come over on saturday i can’t waitttttttt my girl is gonna be at my house and in my bed and she’s gonna cuddle me and stuff aaaaaaaaaa !!! this movie is making me miss her so much. it’s about like bdsm and shit and the connection they have is so similar to ours that it makes me miss her. i genuinely think we’d be a worse couple if we weren’t kinky.

tonight was hard but watching this movie made me realize just how much i love her and how i’m so grateful for nights like this because even when we struggle it just means we’re getting stronger and she’s gonna be here tomorrow to keep working at it :) i couldn’t be happier to be with this girl dude seriously. like she makes me so happy and yeah we struggle but we learn and we live to see another day. i think i might wanna do this forever

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i sound like a christian. this is the description of a facebook post that’s just a picture of the quote “give it to god and get going”