Crustacean Warlock

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[nyaa]

I am unemployed

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[crustacean-warlock]

Welp. Might as well.

[crustacean-warlock]

My boy gengar really made it in life, proud of him. Someone other than that electric rat finally gets a spotlight.

[crustacean-warlock]

Reminder:

[crustacean-warlock]

Whoareyoupeoplewhyareyouinmyhousewhatthefuck- anyways while yall are here might as well take some seafood boil I ain't eatin' all of it myself.

[crustacean-warlock]

Reminder:

[crustacean-warlock]

My dog is squishable and that makes me very happy

[crustacean-warlock]

Imagine if someone made an online competitive dating sim.

I’d love to see something like that in esports. An intense competition to see who can fuck big titty anime girl #23 the fastest.

[crustacean-warlock]

What if we weaponized lobsters?

[crustacean-warlock]

I am going to fill your pillow with beans.