[thirdworldgf]

I will succeed because I’m crazy

[qelflinq]

You are very funny id like to protect you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[ubercharge]

this had me crying laughing

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[holdyourthroat]

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[kisseism]

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

[killer8]

???

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[eebie]

[eebie]

[eebie]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

[sioltach]

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero