crusty old man speaks

moved to @feathers-in-formaldehyde yapper on oft occasion dave he/him Old send me asks i like being a monkey in the dance or get zapped chamber its enriching

[crustydavestrider]

i am indeed making a new blog because this one makes me shrivel up a lil every time i look at it. will reblog soon when i get it set up

[crustydavestrider]

alright im @feathers-in-formaldehyde now everyone go there instead this one gives me psychic damage. its not going anywhere cuz idgaf but jsyk

[crustydavestrider]

i am indeed making a new blog because this one makes me shrivel up a lil every time i look at it. will reblog soon when i get it set up

[satan-offical]

you're just jealous I can make men cry and you can't

[dstrideroffical]

im actually extremely good at making men cry i make them cry every day when they realize im not patrick bateman irl

[dstrideroffical]

hey yall normally i dont talk about actual shit on here but i just wanted you all to know that im really proud of you. please do what makes you happy in life its never too late.

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[catboybiologist]

There's an absolute genius to the way they mimic so many different styles but also never slip away from the "filmed at 3am in a dorm with harsh lighting" vibe

[crustydavestrider]

me from a year ago cringe asl what was i thinking ewwwe wwww ewww

[crustydavestrider]

im not dead. heres my son from when he was likw 15

[girldraki]

[flimflix]

[crustydavestrider]

based on real events

[crustydavestrider]

bc wtaf has happened in the months of my absence

[crustydavestrider]

[important-animal-images]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[rokkazu]

lurantis but instead of the pants it has like a full mantis lower body. it's needed badly

[rokkazu]

is this a taur????????

[crustydavestrider]

congrats on evan for posting this on the wrong blog im shaming him everyone point and laugh at him

[rokkazu]

lurantis but instead of the pants it has like a full mantis lower body. it's needed badly

[rokkazu]

is this a taur????????

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[mey-rin-is-fabulous]

Oops it evolved sorry

[bovineblogger]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!