crxmson

Crxmson

[puppy95]

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

[forever90s]

[idktorn]

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

[bigb00tybuddha]

Damn. Yeah. Shit. That hit hard.

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[csurf]

Flirt with me wtf

[pietriarchy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[crassper]

[neckweararchive-blog]

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

[screenshotsofdespair]

[deiphomos-hold]

[snixxlixx]

Imagine fucking up so bad that people protest you on all seven continents.

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[kittynoct]

eating between respawns

[sugarless-gum]

[pepsiprincesa]

[10000bc]

im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

[zackisontumblr]