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Yoonsan Known as crxtorsan @ work and online. At home they just call me the king. Majored in yo mama jokes and being the laziest motherfucker you will ever meet.

[crxtor-blog]

I'mmmmmm gonna go chill on aim-- Gimme yours so I can add you!

[crxtor-blog]

[MSG:] Long story short, she’s passed out, we’re both naked, I’m gagged and can’t get the knot undone, we’re in the closet at her mom’s house. SEND HELP.

[ ✉ → timmy ]

What... WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

[xcoruscant]

let’s hope I’m not all too bad at this whole conversation thing — ha, I mean.. what’s up?

[crxtor-blog]

I'm sure you'll be awesome at it-- Yes, nothing much. Just chilling like a boss. What's up with you?

[gngxzy-blog]

Well sir San..how are you? How is your world, tell me about you. {`she laughs softly as she wiggles her finger at him  }

[crxtor-blog]

I'm good! How are you, miss? {`chuckles, rubbing his cheek.} Ah what do you wanna know about me?

[gngxzy-blog]

{`she smiles wide and waves back } I am Minji, and who is this cutie?

[crxtor-blog]

{`he laughs at her words, shaking his head.} I'm San! It's nice to meet you, Minji.

[aduros-deactivated20200324]

Aww. That’s sweet of you- [‘breaks into a grin, nodding thoughtfully.] Wise words from a wise man indeed.  Thank you, though.  I’m glad someone’s got my back on this matter. [‘blinks then, curious.] Oh?  Where’d you move to? And what kind of work do you do?…[‘smiles sheepishly afterwards.] I’m trying my best not to pester you with questions but I don’t think it’s working.

[crxtor-blog]

No problem! I'll always have your back. {`he grins.} Ah I moved to France, right out of Paris. I came back to work for Dreamscape Inc. I'm a video game creator and it was always my dream to work for them. {`he rubs the back of his neck.} It's okay, really! I don't mind answering questions. What do you do? Other than making awesome jokes.

[crxtor-blog]

Important head canons to consider:

Can they use chopsticks?      → Yessir.

What do they do when they can’t sleep?      → Roll around for a bit and then get up to play video games until he feels tired enough to go back to sleep.

What would they impulse buy at the grocery store?      → What would he not impulse buy at the grocery store? It could range from booze to candy, chips to cooking utensils.

What order do they wash things in the shower?      → Hair, body, face.

What’s their coffee order?      → Normally black, but sometimes he feels extremely festive and goes for those fall/winter special drinks.

What sort of apps would they have on their smart phone?      → Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr so he can keep his fans up-to-date with his schedule. Also any kind of gaming app he can get his hands on. He prefers RPG though.

How do they act around children?      →  What children? He is a child! He would probably go up to them and offer them his ds and play around at the park with them.

What would they watch on television when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on?      → He would just play games instead.

[gngxzy-blog]

crxtor started following you

Well hello there.

[crxtor-blog]

Hello! {`he waves, a large grin on his lips.}

[crxtor-blog]

wndyu

Looking up from her book, she glanced at the man that had made himself comfortable in the empty seat across from her, allowing her head to tilt slightly. She had seen these actions before when watching human television, especially in movies with the genre ‘romantic comedies’. Placing her book on her lap, her head remained tilt and spoke in a curious manner “Ohhh, I’ve seen this before. Is it your ‘time’ of the month?” Speaking bluntly, confusing the certain situation with another. 

He leans back into his chair, surprised by her words and also the naivety of the girl before him and shakes his head with a small laugh. "No--." He tries to stifle his amusement and instead becomes curious as to how the girl thought that out of all things. "What makes you think it's my 'time' of the month?" He questions her, wondering if it was from show or if she just got her memory of something mixed up with another.

[chloe-blog-blog-blog]

[crxtor-blog]

[MSG:] Okay, so apparently asking a boy “who’s your mommy?” doesn’t have the same affect as “who’s your daddy?”.

[ ✉ → heeyeon ]

What kind of reaction were you trying to get from the boy???

[crxtor-blog]

Hi there `she bows her head and smiles; I'm Tiny G's Dohee, it's nice to meet you.

Hello! {`he waves to the girl in greeting.} I'm San! I don't belong to anything though... {`his brows furrow.} Oh unless you count where I work. Anyways! It's nice to meet you as well, Dohee.

[erxsus]

She’s lost and there’s no use in deny it. It’s been well past 30 minutes since she’s left campus and her feet are starting to ache. A quick glance at the time indicates she was supposed to have arrived at her destination 10 minutes ago. Great. She’s lost and late. Another quick survey of her surroundings have her sighing in frustration and she figures maybe she should just ask someone for directions. With a whispered curse at her seemingly bad luck, she approaches the figure closest to her, pink dusting her cheeks. “Um, excuse me? Would you be able to give me directions?” 

[crxtor-blog]

Getting out of the office for a few minutes was always best done after everyone had come back from their lunch breaks, because it meant the coffee shop down the street wasn't crowded with the people from his building. San tugged uncomfortably at the tie around his neck, he hated presentation day because it meant he had to wear stuffy clothes and shiny shoes. Both extremely uncomfortably and a stark contrast from his normal attire. When he notices the girl that approaches him, he blinks in surprise. "Oh, yeah. Where are you going?" He asks curiously, in his mind racking for any places someone would want to go. He wasn't the best at giving directions, but he was sure he could get the girl to where she needed to go.

[sujeiko]

"You have a point there, honestly." she nodded, still feeling a bit embarrassed about her actions a few moments ago. "I think sunrises should stay the way it is — I can’t even imagine it being blue, or any other colour. Some male audiences admire sunrises, though. Probably more than the female audiences. But hey, we all got our opinions." a small grin appeared on her face, her eyes slowly gazing towards the sketch that the boy was holding "That looks nice. What kind of game are you making?"

[crxtor-blog]

He shakes his head, still on the fence about the topic. "I'm just gonna make it a sunrise, fuck shit-- I mean, excuse my french?" An embarrassed hue of pink starts to overwhelm his cheeks as he rubs the back of his neck. San didn't usually curse unless he was gaming, but somehow the words had begun to sneak their way into his every day language. "It's like post-apocalyptic genre, first-person shooting with awesome scenic views. At least that's the rough sketch for now."

[kiseenaji]

[crxtor-blog]

text message reaction

[MSG:] What part of “he tried to put his dick in my ear” do you not understand?!

[MSG:] Okay, so next time, maybe use a tighter knot?

[MSG:] HOW DO YOU LOSE A CONDOM MID-INTERCOURSE?!

[MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand.

[MSG:] “Sorry” doesn’t fix the chafing around my asshole!

[MSG:] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.

[MSG:] Okay, so apparently asking a boy “who’s your mommy?” doesn’t have the same affect as “who’s your daddy?”.

[MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know.

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[MSG:] On the upside, that’s one less thing on our sexytimes bucket list!

[MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to have sex at work without getting caught one of these days.

[MSG:] Next time you’re taking nude pics for me, maybe glance around the room to make sure your MOM’S NOT THERE.

[MSG:] Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.

[MSG:] SLUTTIEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.

[MSG:] I can’t believe you fell asleep in the middle.

[MSG:] Dude, I’ve got to get back on her good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same.

[MSG:] Long story short, we had to call the fire department to get the handcuffs off.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] What’s never happened before? The premature ejaculation or the ten minutes of crying afterwards?

[MSG:] So not only did my roommate NOT leave when he saw I had a girl there, HE STARTED SHOUTING BITS OF ADVICE.

[MSG:] Walked in on my boss nailing his secretary on the copy machine. It’s gonna be a VERY awkward meeting tomorrow…

[MSG:] Mom found our “collection.”

[MSG:] I don’t even know if I LIKE sober sex anymore.

[MSG:] Banging your kid’s teacher never ends well.

[MSG:] Her dad came home when we were “busy” so I ended up jumping out her window and getting dressed while I ran up the block to my car. FML

[MSG:] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

[MSG:] Turns out I’m not as bendy as I thought… it was fun trying, though!

[MSG:] We rented a porno to get ideas. Long story short… we need a new showerhead.

[MSG:] Never take sex advice from your older brother.

[MSG:] Any recommendations for how to tell your girlfriend about the pics of her sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?

[MSG:] HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. JACKING OFF. ON A PUBLIC CITY BUS. I SHIT YOU NOT.

[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.”

[MSG:] So the threeway turned out to be a twoway while the third one sat and watched in a chair.

[MSG:] NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX EVER AGAIN

[MSG:] We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

[MSG:] Long story short, she’s passed out, we’re both naked, I’m gagged and can’t get the knot undone, we’re in the closet at her mom’s house. SEND HELP.

[MSG:] Also, I’ve finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is okay.

[MSG:] I’m sorry I laughed. But, honey, you were trying to give me a striptease and you tripped on your pants!

[MSG:] So today I found out my mom’s dating my ex-boyfriend, and she’s kinkier than I am. Fuck divorce.

[MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

[MSG:] I have to admit, I’ve never heard of more than two people watching porn together…

[MSG:] I don’t think bruises are supposed to turn green.

[MSG:] That girl’s pussy is like White Castle, you crave it once in awhile, but next morning you regret eating it.

[MSG:] Never sneeze while eating a girl out.

[MSG:] I know he was trying his best to be sexy, but Johnny Depp, he is not.

[MSG:] PENISES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

[MSG:] So it turns out he’s not into bondage.

[MSG:] I’m straight, but shit happens.

[seobkira]

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