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I'mmmmmm gonna go chill on aim-- Gimme yours so I can add you!
[MSG:] Long story short, sheâs passed out, weâre both naked, Iâm gagged and canât get the knot undone, weâre in the closet at her momâs house. SEND HELP.
[ â â timmy ]
What... WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.
letâs hope Iâm not all too bad at this whole conversation thing â ha, I mean.. whatâs up?
I'm sure you'll be awesome at it-- Yes, nothing much. Just chilling like a boss. What's up with you?
Well sir San..how are you? How is your world, tell me about you. {`she laughs softly as she wiggles her finger at him  }
I'm good! How are you, miss? {`chuckles, rubbing his cheek.} Ah what do you wanna know about me?
{`she smiles wide and waves back } I am Minji, and who is this cutie?
{`he laughs at her words, shaking his head.} I'm San! It's nice to meet you, Minji.
Aww. Thatâs sweet of you- [âbreaks into a grin, nodding thoughtfully.] Wise words from a wise man indeed.  Thank you, though.  Iâm glad someoneâs got my back on this matter. [âblinks then, curious.] Oh?  Whereâd you move to? And what kind of work do you do?âŚ[âsmiles sheepishly afterwards.] Iâm trying my best not to pester you with questions but I donât think itâs working.
No problem! I'll always have your back. {`he grins.} Ah I moved to France, right out of Paris. I came back to work for Dreamscape Inc. I'm a video game creator and it was always my dream to work for them. {`he rubs the back of his neck.} It's okay, really! I don't mind answering questions. What do you do? Other than making awesome jokes.
Important head canons to consider:
Can they use chopsticks? Â Â Â Â Â â Yessir.
What do they do when they canât sleep? Â Â Â Â Â â Roll around for a bit and then get up to play video games until he feels tired enough to go back to sleep.
What would they impulse buy at the grocery store? Â Â Â Â Â â What would he not impulse buy at the grocery store? It could range from booze to candy, chips to cooking utensils.
What order do they wash things in the shower? Â Â Â Â Â â Hair, body, face.
Whatâs their coffee order? Â Â Â Â Â â Normally black, but sometimes he feels extremely festive and goes for those fall/winter special drinks.
What sort of apps would they have on their smart phone? Â Â Â Â Â â Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr so he can keep his fans up-to-date with his schedule. Also any kind of gaming app he can get his hands on. He prefers RPG though.
How do they act around children? Â Â Â Â Â â Â What children? He is a child! He would probably go up to them and offer them his ds and play around at the park with them.
What would they watch on television when theyâre bored and nothing they really like is on? Â Â Â Â Â â He would just play games instead.
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Well hello there.
Hello! {`he waves, a large grin on his lips.}
wndyu
Looking up from her book, she glanced at the man that had made himself comfortable in the empty seat across from her, allowing her head to tilt slightly. She had seen these actions before when watching human television, especially in movies with the genre âromantic comediesâ. Placing her book on her lap, her head remained tilt and spoke in a curious manner âOhhh, Iâve seen this before. Is it your âtimeâ of the month?â Speaking bluntly, confusing the certain situation with another.Â
He leans back into his chair, surprised by her words and also the naivety of the girl before him and shakes his head with a small laugh. "No--." He tries to stifle his amusement and instead becomes curious as to how the girl thought that out of all things. "What makes you think it's my 'time' of the month?" He questions her, wondering if it was from show or if she just got her memory of something mixed up with another.
[MSG:] Okay, so apparently asking a boy âwhoâs your mommy?â doesnât have the same affect as âwhoâs your daddy?â.
[ â â heeyeon ]
What kind of reaction were you trying to get from the boy???
Hi there `she bows her head and smiles; I'm Tiny G's Dohee, it's nice to meet you.
Hello! {`he waves to the girl in greeting.} I'm San! I don't belong to anything though... {`his brows furrow.} Oh unless you count where I work. Anyways! It's nice to meet you as well, Dohee.
Sheâs lost and thereâs no use in deny it. Itâs been well past 30 minutes since sheâs left campus and her feet are starting to ache. A quick glance at the time indicates she was supposed to have arrived at her destination 10 minutes ago. Great. Sheâs lost and late. Another quick survey of her surroundings have her sighing in frustration and she figures maybe she should just ask someone for directions. With a whispered curse at her seemingly bad luck, she approaches the figure closest to her, pink dusting her cheeks. âUm, excuse me? Would you be able to give me directions?âÂ
Getting out of the office for a few minutes was always best done after everyone had come back from their lunch breaks, because it meant the coffee shop down the street wasn't crowded with the people from his building. San tugged uncomfortably at the tie around his neck, he hated presentation day because it meant he had to wear stuffy clothes and shiny shoes. Both extremely uncomfortably and a stark contrast from his normal attire. When he notices the girl that approaches him, he blinks in surprise. "Oh, yeah. Where are you going?" He asks curiously, in his mind racking for any places someone would want to go. He wasn't the best at giving directions, but he was sure he could get the girl to where she needed to go.
"You have a point there, honestly." she nodded, still feeling a bit embarrassed about her actions a few moments ago. "I think sunrises should stay the way it is â I canât even imagine it being blue, or any other colour. Some male audiences admire sunrises, though. Probably more than the female audiences. But hey, we all got our opinions." a small grin appeared on her face, her eyes slowly gazing towards the sketch that the boy was holding "That looks nice. What kind of game are you making?"
He shakes his head, still on the fence about the topic. "I'm just gonna make it a sunrise, fuck shit-- I mean, excuse my french?" An embarrassed hue of pink starts to overwhelm his cheeks as he rubs the back of his neck. San didn't usually curse unless he was gaming, but somehow the words had begun to sneak their way into his every day language. "It's like post-apocalyptic genre, first-person shooting with awesome scenic views. At least that's the rough sketch for now."
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[MSG:] What part of âhe tried to put his dick in my earâ do you not understand?!
[MSG:] Okay, so next time, maybe use a tighter knot?
[MSG:] HOW DO YOU LOSE A CONDOM MID-INTERCOURSE?!
[MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled âYahtzeeâ then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand.
[MSG:] âSorryâ doesnât fix the chafing around my asshole!
[MSG:] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.
[MSG:] Okay, so apparently asking a boy âwhoâs your mommy?â doesnât have the same affect as âwhoâs your daddy?â.
[MSG:] He asked âwhoâs your daddyâ and I said I donât know.
[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?
[MSG:] On the upside, thatâs one less thing on our sexytimes bucket list!
[MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to have sex at work without getting caught one of these days.
[MSG:] Next time youâre taking nude pics for me, maybe glance around the room to make sure your MOMâS NOT THERE.
[MSG:] Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
[MSG:] SLUTTIEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.
[MSG:] I canât believe you fell asleep in the middle.
[MSG:] Dude, Iâve got to get back on her good side. Iâve tried masturbating⌠itâs not the same.
[MSG:] Long story short, we had to call the fire department to get the handcuffs off.
[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!
[MSG:] Whatâs never happened before? The premature ejaculation or the ten minutes of crying afterwards?
[MSG:] So not only did my roommate NOT leave when he saw I had a girl there, HE STARTED SHOUTING BITS OF ADVICE.
[MSG:] Walked in on my boss nailing his secretary on the copy machine. Itâs gonna be a VERY awkward meeting tomorrowâŚ
[MSG:] Mom found our âcollection.â
[MSG:] I donât even know if I LIKE sober sex anymore.
[MSG:] Banging your kidâs teacher never ends well.
[MSG:] Her dad came home when we were âbusyâ so I ended up jumping out her window and getting dressed while I ran up the block to my car. FML
[MSG:] Itâs just one of those days where Iâm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
[MSG:] Turns out Iâm not as bendy as I thought⌠it was fun trying, though!
[MSG:] We rented a porno to get ideas. Long story short⌠we need a new showerhead.
[MSG:] Never take sex advice from your older brother.
[MSG:] Any recommendations for how to tell your girlfriend about the pics of her sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
[MSG:] HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. JACKING OFF. ON A PUBLIC CITY BUS. I SHIT YOU NOT.
[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know âbaguetteâ and âbonjour.â
[MSG:] So the threeway turned out to be a twoway while the third one sat and watched in a chair.
[MSG:] NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX EVER AGAIN
[MSG:] We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
[MSG:] Long story short, sheâs passed out, weâre both naked, Iâm gagged and canât get the knot undone, weâre in the closet at her momâs house. SEND HELP.
[MSG:] Also, Iâve finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is okay.
[MSG:] Iâm sorry I laughed. But, honey, you were trying to give me a striptease and you tripped on your pants!
[MSG:] So today I found out my momâs dating my ex-boyfriend, and sheâs kinkier than I am. Fuck divorce.
[MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future Iâd be able to say âhey remember that Easter when I made porn?â
[MSG:] I have to admit, Iâve never heard of more than two people watching porn togetherâŚ
[MSG:] I donât think bruises are supposed to turn green.
[MSG:] That girlâs pussy is like White Castle, you crave it once in awhile, but next morning you regret eating it.
[MSG:] Never sneeze while eating a girl out.
[MSG:] I know he was trying his best to be sexy, but Johnny Depp, he is not.
[MSG:] PENISES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT OH MY GOD
[MSG:] So it turns out heâs not into bondage.
[MSG:] Iâm straight, but shit happens.
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