#evphonic

[lonnietheworld]

"HOW’S THE CHICKEN? I CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER TO ORDER IT OR NOT."

"DONT ORDER IT ITS FUCKIN POISONED."

[tzvki-blog]

Winter or summer?

[`he gladly takes out his notepad and blue marker, writing down his answer before turning it over with a wide smile`]

"Winter! ^^"

[zillyon]

['sets a santa hat atop your head.]

[/grins wide and quickly shoots a ridiculous pose] Does it look good on me? 

[crxtor-blog]

evphonic replied to your post: evphonic asked:Why did the tomato...

it…[‘leans in close.] saw the salad dressing.

{`his eyes crinkle up at the corners and he can't help himself from laughing, so he covers his mouth.} Why was he watching the salad dressing though! That's indecent.

[crxtor-blog]

Why did the tomato blush?

I don't know. Why? {`he tilts his head, eyes going wide due to his curious nature.}

[walkvng-blog]

what do you call a cow with no legs?

I tried to think about a valid answer but i don’t know—

[rebelxljoe-blog]

evphonic --

You do, you do! [‘nods enthusiastically before she beams.] No idea what you’re talking about.

Then... [` he places a headband with reindeer antlers attached on her head ] You can be Santa's helper too! [` he immediately erupts into laughter ] 

[krysuki-blog]

Pssssst. Woman who used to be my wifey. I look a lil' different now but--

....ARE YOU-- IS THAT-- I'M GONNA CRY. I MISSED YOU.