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Sexual intercourse with women Earn currency

[vampiregerards]

cute things to call your partner

honey

love

darling

precious

frodo my lad

fool of a took

aragorn son of arathorn

[bcfurs]

manflesh

o smaug chiefest and greatest of calamities

po-ta-toes

[cryingxanax-blog]

sesh

[the-captainchronic-deactivated2]

[just-usmadd]

[weaselmittens-deactivated201406]

Blood type: $$$

[joshpeck]

real talk how do you get jealousy out of your system

[catswilleatyou]

[cryingxanax-blog]

you gotta be trippin

[nya-kin]

[emiello]

Pros of dating me

i’m rly soft and squishy

i’ll make you hot beverages in bed

i’m good at compliments

you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

ummm??

zero i am a god

[stability]

avoiding responsibilities like

[nickelbackthatassup]

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[gusmen]

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

[cryingxanax-blog]

me at 4am: who am i

[saintk1tty]

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

[unsolve]

who wore it better

or 

[cryingxanax-blog]