Communism is great

[crymosome]

mmmmmmm!

[crownkillers]

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

[cryptkidcowboy]

STOP IT

[harrymuthafuckinpotter]

HELLO THERE SATAN.

[nicoledoesntcare-deactivated201]

Vegetables and fruit

[curiously-human-deactivated2013]

Fork and knife Chips and fish Tomato and cheese White and black Blue, white and red. Stripes and stars  

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scots be drinking irned bru

[mockwa]

…

[crymosome]

hold on i got this

[dennys]

;)

[crymosome]

;)

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: if you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it, would you return it to the owner?

[crymosome]

on a date

purse: two dates ago, i lost my dear friend, breadstick

breadstick [from inside purse]: quit telling everyone i'm dead!

purse: sometimes... i can still hear their voice...

[crymosome]

no notes! no rules!

[crymosome]

me: I am on a date.

date: I am the date.

breadsticks: We are breadsticks.

purse: I am a purse.

pipe: This is not a pipe.

[crymosome]

on a date

me: *shoving breadsticks into purse*

bradsticks: why is this happening to me?

purse: i am only a receptacle for memes.

[crymosome]

the signs as hamlet, kanye, or dril

hamlet: cancer, leo, virgo, pisces

kanye: taurus, libra, scorpio, aquarius

dril: aries, gemini, sagittarius, capricorn

[crymosome]

Knife Sharpening Truckers Hate Her! Local Mom Exposes ONE WEIRD TRICK To Sharpen All Knives.

[crymosome]

the signs as large vehicles

down with cis bus: aries, taurus, cancer, libra, scorpio, sagittarius

knife sharpening truck: gemini, leo, virgo, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

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[crymosome]

*opens buzzfeed*

*closes buzzfeed*