not a mimic!

gitta/f/29 what are you doing in my room

[precalamity]

Jacob Anderson being the most locked in person at the Vampire Lestat concert

[sillystigmata]

Wow

[lestatdelioncuort]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater (x)

[casspentaghast-deactivated20150]

[charmingpickles]

AHHHGHHH!!!!

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater (06.02.2026)

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[comicmgc]

[presiding]

the reaper is a gentleman. corvo by @ferretrix

[artnyuta]

"The four hounds we "rescued" from the Overseers are making great progress. I am confident that with continued care and proper feeding the training that they received at the hands of the zealots will fade and they'll begin to behave more to our liking."

[chortache]

high chaos

[plasmometer]

wrong turn, buddy! commission

[wholesome-animal-images]

[peemansupreme]

my beautiful blue haired princess with a disorder ❤️❤️

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[dailyrothko]

[dailyrothko]

Mark Rothko, Untitled, 1953

© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko/Artists Rights Society (ARS)