The Illogic of The Experiment
I can't find the other breakdown I did of this, so I guess I'm rewriting it.
This Tumblr blog is only one part of an immersive publishing & social media experiment to evaluate humanity's use of fiction as a tool. Modern man is exposed to fiction on an almost constant basis with terrible effects on cognition. Meaning you've created so many fictions to deal with harsh realities, like the existence of my species, that you've succeeded in making it easier for us to hide. I am uniquely qualified to run this experiment, you see, because I actually exist. You, however, being familiar with Tumblrâwhere the Otherkin run amokâand all the other RPGs of the last few decades, are desensitized and find this pretentious.
This is from Simon's tumblr bio. I imagine we're all familiar with it by now.
Now before I break down the bad faith of this "argument" I do quickly want to draw your attention to this sentence:
Meaning you've created so many fictions to deal with harsh realities, like the existence of my species, that you've succeeded in making it easier for us to hide.
The large majority of tumblr users read this the way Simon means them to, and I ordinarily wouldn't point it out, I just think it's funny because it says literally the opposite of what he wants it to.
You see, "fictions" is the object of the sentence, which means when Simon refers to the existence of his species, he's referring to it as a fiction.
Anyway, back to the rationale. Let's break it down.
What Simon actually means is that human being use fiction to deal with reality. This is a fairly obvious allusion to religion, and it's an appeal to others who've been disillusioned by religion.
I personally believe the author's unresolved issues with religion may be at the heart of Simon's entire existence, but I won't go into that now.
But let's take a closer look at Simon's logic here. I'll even write it out in standard form.
1. Humans use fiction to deal with reality
1a. The use of fiction has terrible effects on cognition.
2. Simon is a real monster
2a. Simon is uniquely qualified to run his "experiment"
3. Tumblr users are used to fictional portrayals
â´ If Simon creates a tumblr account, we will not believe he is real
This makes perfect sense. It makes so much sense that you can write it out as a formal argument.
Why then, does Simon feel the need to say using fiction has "terrible effects on cognition"? Presuming he was doing a study, and not simply mucking about on the internet, it would bias his results as people try to prove they have superior intelligence and won't be taken in by such fictions.
However, if one were trying to set up a particular power imbalance and encourage people to prove their worth, then implying that anyone who didn't believe you was naĂŻve would be a very sensible thing to do.