I'm Batman... or a fan. Ivy West

I have boobs, like boobs and enjoy dancing with my boobs out... for money.

[staked]

[stripperwife-deactivated2021051]

I WANT TO FOLLOW MORE STRIPPERS! REBLOG THIS IF YOU'RE A STRIPPER!

[userobiwan]

okay but elle woods though

had a 4.0 as an undergrad

got a 179 on her LSATs when a 180 is a perfect score

got into HARVARD LAW SCHOOL which is one of the most prestigious law schools in the country

after she’s humiliated by several professors and peers alike instead of quitting elle makes up her mind that she is going to kick law school’s ass

refused to reveal a secret told to her in confidence even though it would have advanced her career 

is an amazing friend who not only helps her friend get her dog back from her deadbeat ex, but she also helps her friend meet a new man 

instead of competing with her ex’s new girl friend the two of them eventually become best friends and ditch the jerk together

even after following her ex to harvard in an attempt to win him back, elle realizes that he’s a jerk and she’s so much better than him

turns down said jerk when he comes crawling back

wins her first trial using not only ingenious deductive reasoning and her knowledge of fashion and proves that she is not a helpless “dumb blonde”

elle woods though

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Love!

[adalynndejour]

Last night I caught a customer filming my stage. I promptly dropped down out of my pole trick, hopped down off the stage, and snatched the phone from his hands. He wasn’t expecting any type of reprimand for his actions obviously, so there was little to no grip on his phone. I walked it out the back door amid his screeches of “Hey, that’s mine! Come back!” crushed it under my heel, and threw it over the back fence. I then rushed back inside to finish my set to a clapping of hands and the DJ joking “this is your reminder: no video recordings or you’ll have to get a new phone.” It will never cease to amaze me how entitled guys feel to us. And then when they’re called out, they want to act as if we are the ones that should be held accountable for the actions done. As if he wasn’t the one that was wasting our time, pushing our boundaries, or doing something without consent.

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This is the greatest!

[summerthestripper]

My last set of the night was My Dick by Mickey Avalon and The Vagina Song. So that’s how tonight went…

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Whenever I do my Hugh Hefner style set I always end it with "The Golden Rule (3way)" by Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake. #itsnotgayifitsina3way

[neutralmilkh0e]

[strippingdowninhibitions-deacti]

Especially with my history, when people make rape jokes I leave. Whether they know about my situation or not they’re no longer who I want to be associated with.

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

women are expected to give “unattractive” men a chance whilst men act like whiny children when forced to look at women they don’t find attractive 

[ginger-lightning-deactivated201]

FUCKING THANK YOU

[just-shower-thoughts]

Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film.

[bled]

[crypteaser-blog]

This. So much of this. #self-love #worthy

[oatbee]

*cries tears of glitter*

[awesome-picz]

Awkward Everyday Lives Of Animals By Simpsons Illustrator Liz Climo

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Amazing hahaha

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My first promo video. This is just a tester one but I'm so pumped on how it came out! Can't wait for another with my harder tricks being featured!

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Wishing everyone all the best in 2016!

#newyear #2016 #HughHefner #costumes #exoticdancer #sparklepanties #bowtiesrule

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Monster onesie, movies and a grumpy cat pillow. I feel as though these are all good decisions. #Sunday #lazy #grumpycat #behindthescenes #onesies

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Sometimes the truth was never so funny.

[lilmissvirgo-deactivated2022070]

also all of this

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My best friend and I. I miss living together. Love you Juliette and our strawberry cups are the only cups that matter.

[crypteaser-blog]

Schmeeee this is a rant and small introduction.

So I guess I am trying this out. I’ve been told for years I need to get on tumblr but never saw the appeal. I’m on everything else so why not? Where to start? I guess around the beginning would seem best but mine is kind of lame and boring so let’s start in the middle!

I am a dancer although not many people are privy to that info but now you all are! Why? Because I am tired of hiding the things that I love because I live in a place where most people are so backwards and judgmental that it makes me sick. I would move to Vancouver in a heart beat if I could (babies and their daddy are what keeps me where I am because I don’t believe in taking them away from him just because we don’t work as a couple). I love my babes. I also want to be able to afford a good life for them and to support us. I want to save up for a home of our own and for any classes or sports or activities they want to pursue. All parents will agree, that is no crime. Where I live dancing while removing articles of clothing in a licensed venue is illegal. The provincial government says they want to ensure the people have jobs and that they can thrive… unless you are a stripper then you can get bent. Last I checked we were people too. Sons and daughters. Human beings just like you with ambition and motivation to really make a life for themselves. I don’t judge my friend who is an accountant and say that she must be horribly boring and a prude who doesn’t deserve to make a living for herself by making her cut of other people’s taxes just because math is one of her strengths. I don’t run into my male friend who works on the rigs and say that he is a loser who is abandoning everyone by finding work where he could to support his family and that he obviously must be a drug addict because I’ve heard that is what all the guys out there do. No. It’s not right and I’m making that up on the fly but I would never accuse them of being the assumptions others make. These are human beings with needs and wants. Whatever they do to make their money is their business and does not define them as a person. The fact that they will help me move if need be or lend me an ear when I need to rant is what makes them good people. They are good people that no one judges because of their jobs. Why is stripping that much different? Some of the greatest actresses and actors in our time have stripped down or gone as far as having sex in film or portraying strippers and porn stars. Kate Winslet is nude in Titanic but no one would consider her to be a promiscuous person. Dancing is a very sexy act but doesn’t mean we are less of a person or that we are all for sale. Or worse, on sale. That is the society that I have to live in. Not many minds have been changed.

Not many would understand but I love to dance and find that it helps to keep me from falling back into my eating disorder. Dancing allows me to be fit but to be healthy and to treat myself whenever I feel like it without the feeling of needing to punish yourself. I love embracing my body as a work of art. I love the gratification of getting compliments and gratuities for a job well done. I feel good about myself even with my stretch marks (and I cried for hours upon hours when I got the ones on my stomach). I am a strong person who can invert and support her body on the pole no problem. Hell I can do a shoulder mount flip back onto the pole. But all of that art and talent is overlooked once they know I am SOMETIMES Naked. It’s just a body. We all have one. I just like to show mine off and make money in the process. I was called a huge slut during a private stag. I stopped mid dance and told the groomsman that you can’t be a slut when you haven’t had sex in months. When I daydream I don’t think of sex. I think of pole routines to the songs playing on the radio. Why is that truth so hard to believe?

I hope our premier figures out a better solution that let’s us work close to home so we can support our families. Otherwise I will be the first one waiting outside the ledge with a sign.

I have ranted enough tonight for one post. Here are some uber rad words from one of my favourite tweets that sums it up for me.

Things Brad Wall is protecting me from: 1. Nipples and Alcohol. 2. Families Fleeing War 3. A Sense of Pride.

If you made it this far, holy shit. If you have ideas on how to raise awareness about how even the law breaks our charter of rights and freedoms please let me know. (Right now male nipples can be exposed but not females. Sexist much?) Anyways please stick to your guns and keep being awesome. If you have advice or some knowledge on the matter then let me know!

Stay rad and safe. Always.