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dogpuppy

notnando

best pickup line of our generation

milk5

U can fuck with someone heavily on here and not even follow them but nobody is ready for this kind of love

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nohoperadio

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

veggiemedleys

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

teathattast

notahorseindisguise

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

sailatina3

one-time-i-dreamt

Tumblr brought back the separate reblogs update and I was so pissed I woke up

one-time-i-dreamt

Do y’all remember when we could edit and change other people’s reblogs

englishmagic

I exclusively used it to fix other people’s typos and grammar mistakes

one-time-i-dreamt

Oh I was just evil and created chaos

ask-pacman

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

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thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

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macrolit

Two-word review!

#books #james joyce #for the record I actually liked this book #the part where the catholic guy is reciting bible verses and the main character is wallowing is a bit too much though #like cut it down we get it

transgendad

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

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