my heart too got damn big for my body

Jordan | He/Him | 27 | Very gay | ❤️Self ship blog | Collecting spouses like they're Pokemon

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HOWDY and welcome to my self ship blog!! Here I collect spouses like Pokemon and have fun. Enjoy your stay!

My main blog is @r3d4rmy and is where i interact and follow from. Majority of my content is self ship related with the occasional random babbling from me. I like to post a lot of self ship art as it's one of my highest comforts in life. :]

I am sharing self shipper. Except with Bucky who I am very selective sharing (Possibly mirrorsharing, idk). (If you selfship with him you can still follow/interact. I just won't be eager to respond </3)

Peep my strawpage if you want!

I no longer have a DNI, I'll block where I see fit but reading my BYF would be cool!

Art tag; 🎨j's art

Talk tag; 💬j rambles

Updated as of 06/06/26

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Hi guys, I'm still alive. I know its has been like... *looks at watch* over half a year. I'm trying to draw something new to share on the blog but I am currently fighting for my life in pursuit of trying to make something that looks good LMAO

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Paw on the window. I miss you self ship tumblr.

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I didn't say I was getting these but these 2 just came home today and I'm so happy!! Next on the way some Steve plushes...

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So close to being able to afford all 4 of the Thunderbolts* plushes. How am I gonna make up the last of it? No idea.

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plucked

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ok he actually looks kinda good in this cartoon

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Bucky spotted (He's the premise of the episode)

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creatures.

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In the ultimate AU where every self ship is taking place in the same universe this is how it'd look. I tried to think of everyone that I would need to acknowledge (but I probably still missed people) and I tried to mark what relationships are most important to note. (It should be assumed everyone here would be friends so :3)

Rambles under the cut.

So I have... quite a few MCU romantic F/Os. Teehee. Bucky is obviously to most important of them all but I still love every one very dearly. I tried to include ships I enjoyed too. While Bucky and Steve are the only one that are romantic I do think the other ships would be very fun if they were QPPs. Don't ask me how this AU would work because I have no idea and I probably won't ever flush it out. I mean, god, I only have my self ship with Bucky fleshed out. This may even change when Fantastic Four comes out... Because Invisible Women the beloved.

Also should note that while I have a few friends within the MCU the closest hands down is Nat! Sam would be in the ranks with her but he inadvertently became a QPP. Long story (not really).

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I should make like... a graph or something showing the F/Os (romantic and otherwise) I have for Marvel 🤔For the funsies.

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I'm thinking about this again, because I still plan to eventually do this, but I'm scratching my chin because I'm unsure on how to set something like that up. Maybe I should stare down different ship circles. 🤔

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I've been on such a Wanda love train as of late. I'm tempted to bump her up on the list... Purrhaps the brainrot tier... maybe even the mains. Options. Much to think about.

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I should make like... a graph or something showing the F/Os (romantic and otherwise) I have for Marvel 🤔For the funsies.

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My beautiful wife and gorgeous QPP it has been 10 years since I last saw you (It's been like 2 months since I watched Wandavision)

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I've been thinking sitting down and gathering the different cartoons Bucky has made appearances in. Just trying to consume more content he's been outside of the MCU and the actual comics.

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Lucky me, I think I found something that shows every appearance he's had in cartoons! :] I probably won't be going through it today, but hopefully soon.

I was also thinking about maybe doing the same with Wanda... but I'll wait until I get through Bucky's stuff first.

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I've been thinking sitting down and gathering the different cartoons Bucky has made appearances in. Just trying to consume more content he's been outside of the MCU and the actual comics.

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🤔I really should use this account more. Like use it to ramble and such beyond just posting drawings and then nothing else. But I really do just struggle a lot with my words. That and I find it difficult to get past my blog being so public? I really shouldn't care but. Idk I'm a private person. So it's hard.