[cryptidonthecob]

Why haven't we gotten a dinosaur documentary narrated by Gordon Ramsay yet?

"The carnotaurus was absolutely stunning, let's get that right"

[orangetruckercap]

Vintage pokemon art by Aya Kusube

[cryptidonthecob]

I'm kind of a big risk, small reward kinda guy

[cryptidonthecob]

Is anyone else still waiting for the day that pokemon become real?

[cryptidonthecob]

Why is there no nerdy rapper that goes by "Laminar Flow"

[cryptidonthecob]

so you're telling me fall out boy is based off of having a crush on mychem

[internetbynight]

[cryptidonthecob]

[callingallcars]

we don’t talk enough about how the tesla logo looks like an iud

[forkswashington]

i'm one minor inconvenience away from going to volterra italy and stepping out into the sun in front of 1000 unsuspecting passersby

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cryptidonthecob]

cow

[bishonen]

youre not yaoiful at all

[amethystsoda]

[drops-of-universe]

Im like if a corpse had to wake up every day

[cryptidonthecob]

she wolf on my john til I snow