cryptid.

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[64mpg]

collar with a tag that says NEEDS CLEAR STRAIGHTFORWARD COMMUNICATION OR STRUGGLES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[mattsundaes]

in this house we respect the “we shouldn’t be doing this” to dry humping to wet messy pussyjob to “fuck it” creampies pipeline.

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[lancey-lance-963]

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[7-bluemoons]

LADS x Bully

[tripleabatterybuni]

[motherofcatsandmess]

Also me

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[chubby-cry-baby]

ilya definitely has a thicker russian accent the more comfortable he is so it’s thick at home and thickest in the bedroom and shane is getting pavloved. so they go to a russian bakery and ilya is ordering stuff in fluent insanely charming russian and shane abruptly announces “ACTUALLY UH I NEED TO LEAVE ILL BE OUTSIDE”

[hardlyhinged]

Tags via @mybloodstream-caffeine

[midnights-dragon]

[nosfera-tits]

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[hunnismokah]

nanami likes this polaroid of u

[cokezerovape]

[horse-on-a-porch]

why wasn't Shane diagnosed with autism as a child?

Yuna "I am masking at insane levels because of racism and sexism and I love my special boy so so much" Hollander x David "we love our son so so much and obviously he's just like my wife who I love so so much and I've never questioned any of their traits because they're perfect" Hollander.

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