[chubby-cry-baby]

tbh my version of shane x ilya is a monster mash between the books the show the fanfics tumblr posts twitter and fanart idgaf if i don’t like something i ignore it unless it’s canon looool

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane featured in a NHL official account video being asked “what’s your favorite workout off season?” and shane answering “i love cardio with ilya” and people on the internet immediately taking it to the dirty side thinking they’re fucking nasty off season and shane genuinely thinking about all the running and hikes he goes with his husband and anya

[scunthotter]

Shane working on verbally complimenting Ilya more, expressing the appreciation he's alway thinking but rarely saying. He sets a little vibration alarm to go off on his smart watch every two hours. When it goes off he tries not to overthink and just says the first thought that comes to mind. Ilya is too busy to notice, feeling extremely gooey from Shane turning to him and in an earnestly serious voice saying things like "I love your smile" or "I married a fucking sniper boys" or "your new haircut is really fucking hot" or "you were a fucking beautician on that powerplay Roz."

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

[darlingofdots]

the thing is that Shane LOVES when Ilya is an asshole and he is right there with him. he's joyfully participating. he's setting him up for jokes so he can enjoy the punchline when Ilya delivers. they're gonna be cuddling on the sofa watching a game and tearing every single player to strips while giggling and jerking each other off. asshole4asshole relationship 💖

[littlespoonevan]

vegas bathroom scene is really just like. ilya has the upperhand. ilya is using shane's desire for him to get what he wants and set the terms for their dynamic. ilya is controlling the game and telling shane how the night will go. but then. But Then. shane says 'when did your english get so good?' and ilya says, 'i read new yorker now' and shane's smile is so blisteringly infatuated and his 'really?' is so eager and all of a sudden. ilya is disarmed. shane (unknowingly) has the upperhand now. ilya turns away from shane and stops making eye contact. ilya beats back shane's every question with a flippant answer 'no new yorker is boring' 'ah so being boring is genetic'. but it literally doesn't matter what he says because shane is so enamoured and so weak-kneed and so taken with ilya that his earnestness is pouring out of him. he can't help it. he says 'my dad loves it' like he wants ilya to know him. he says 'wow, genetic' like it's a love confession. and ilya Cannot get back the upperhand. he can't get back the control. so he makes a deal and he sets the terms and it's fine. but then shane looks at him from under his lashes with watery eyes and says 'and if you win?'. and ilya's self-control shatters and he Has to kiss shane. he can't help it. in a second, he'll leave the bathroom and take everything he feels and lock it away in a box he won't allow himself to touch. and yes the aftermath will be agony but it's also. they're playing a game of chess and shane doesn't even know he's already won, y'know?????????????

[wyatthazy]

i love you i love you i love you

[ilibra]

Could I interest you in some pocket sized Hollanov? 👀

I'm so excited to share these exclusive postcards I drew for the @well-believe-in-anything-zine project 🥰 And the most exciting thing: They are going to be foiled 😱 Please check out this project, there are so many insanely talented artists participating and zines go on sale August 17th 💗

[chemdoodles]

1x04. the truth of who Shane Hollander is

[sleepyfortress]

Okay doesn’t technically fit in the timeline since Ilya would be with the Centaurs but I didn’t want to make up my own Centaurs jersey LOL

Sorry for the obnoxious watermark but I saw an A*I scam bot stole my work so now I gotta do this

Based on Weapons for Liberty by JCLeyendecker!

[mojoscircus]

Headcanon that Shane doesn’t drink just because of his diet, but because he’s absolutely terrified he will tell everyone how much he misses Ilya Rozanov and how good a kisser Ilya Rozanov is and how much of a sex god Ilya Rozanov is and how amazing at giving head Ilya Rozanov is and how much Shane loves giving Ilya Rozanov head and how much he loves having Ilya Rozanov’s giant cock inside him and how he can let down his guard with Ilya Rozanov and just how much he’s in love with Ilya Rozanov.

[vesnuszki]

He decides to lay off alcohol after one night with the Metros he almost doxxes himself while playing a drinking game where he answers the question Who’s the most famous person you’ve slept with? and with no hesitation he says Rozzzzz while for full five seconds forgetting he had sex with Rose Landry

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[cloudabserk]

afternoon nap

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later

ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me

[juliette-cai-enthusiast]

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed