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a person new to the fangirl life multi fandom other than fangirl stuff i also post my thoughts

[cryptomaniacookie-blog]

dan: but i want to explore all the holes

me: dont fuckin do it

dan: ...

me: ...

dan: ...

dan: that's what she said

me: shut the fuck up daniel

[cryptomaniacookie-blog]

Me when I finished Champion: My heart is ripped open, shredded, leaking blood.

[stigmaticsamarchive-blog]

yes hello 911 i finished champion

[thestoriesinbetween]

YA MEME [2/?] quotes: PRODIGY

[x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x]

[my-own-little-secret]

[poodlesncompany]

LISTEN. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN YOU HUG THEM PLEASE STOP HUGGING THEM.

IF SOMEONE SHUFFLES AWAY WHEN YOU STAND NEXT TO THEM DONT MOVE CLOSE TO THEM AGAIN.

IF SOMEONE SHRUGS YOUR HAND OFF THEIR SHOULDER DONT PUT YOUR HAND BACK ON.

DONT BE AN ASSHOLE

[inritum]

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[hello-hey-hi]

THIS WORKS! HAS WORKED THREE TIMES!

[harrry-p0thead]

❁

[bvddhist]

hippie + nature //

[cryptomaniacookie-blog]

FATE OF TEN CONFUSED MY HEART

[cryptomaniacookie-blog]

Author: hmmm who should I kill next

Author: eenie meenie miney mo

Author: ah yes this one everybody loves

[cryptomaniacookie-blog]

What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: OMG THE FATE OF TEN IS TOMORROW AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA DIE OF HAPPINESS OR SADNESS. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BOOK FOR A YEAR AND NOW IT'S FINALLY HERE!!

[crayvexador]

things pittacus aren’t allowed to do in the fate of ten:

mess up with his characters and calling in a ‘development’

turn earth into lorien 2

give human legacies

throw this series’ point into the trash

switching authors

killing more characters just to ‘add action’

make five ‘good’ all of the sudden

turn ella mogadorian or something

make marina more miserable than she already is. leave the girl alone.

focusing more on john/sarah. they aren’t the only couple here.

things pittacus are allowed to do in the fate of ten:

fix his fucking grammer

write a plot without any holes ?

GET THEM TO LORIEN ALREADY

showing the mogs that their leader is loric as hell

maybe bringing alive all the characters he killed out of no respect

write a book without killing anybody, he should try that

give Eight a pov? write his thoughts from heaven? JUST GIVE HIM THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN A LONG TIME AGO.

for the love of god decide what eyes color each of the characters have

remember that there’s a second ship in Egypt

remember usa isn’t the only continent this planet have, I’m sure that a whole army of mogs didn’t settle down only there

give/confirm that at least character is LGBT+. I want grey sexual and romantic lexa confirmed. asexual Eight. demisexual and panromantic devektra. something.

[chickenugs]

“I can feel the new arrivals stealing looks at me, like I’m a cross between a celebrity and a unicorn.” -John, The Fate of Ten

[cryptomaniacookie-blog]

things the signs are angry about

Aries: the fate of ten ending

Taurus: the fate of ten ending

Gemini: the fate of ten ending

Cancer: the fate of ten ending

Leo: the fate of ten ending

Virgo: the fate of ten ending

Libra: the fate of ten ending

Scorpio: the fate of ten ending

Sagittarius: the fate of ten ending

Capricorn: the fate of ten ending

Aquarius: the fate of ten ending

Pisces: the fate of ten ending

[loricgardemember-deactivated201]

Me with Lorien Legacies:

[arey0umym0mmy]

Things The Lorien Legacies Fandom Forgets

1. Marina is two years older then John 2. John thought Nine was a girl in book 1 3. Nine was shirtless for the majority of his imprisonment 4. There is a giant dead squid/octopus/thing named Olivia in the bottom of a lake in Spain 5. Pittacus could have been One, Two or Three 6. Marina sometimes mutters in Spanish 7. Ella called Crayton Papa 8. Resurrection is listed as one of the Loric Legacies

[legitastrology]

The Zodiac Signs in the Hunger Games

Scorpio, you’re the first to die? I’m actually surprised…

Capricorn’s going to get drunk in the arena.

Pisces and Virgo. The cowards.

Typical of an Aries. The aggressive one.

What did I say? Pisces and Virgo are cowards.

Could there be an alliance forming already…?

Yup, as soon as the bloodbath ends, the alliances form.

Of course, the water bearer would go to the river.

Update on who died the first day.

Why are two Geminis telling ghost stories? Whatever they tell you is going to scar you for life, even if THEY find it amusing…

Probably tired from crying so much lmao.

Woah…. taking back what I said about cowardly Pisces… I guess it’s true what they say, Pisces seem quiet and shy but will kill you faster than you think.

Shut up Virgo you’re a terrible singer.

Pssh of course an Aquarius can’t start a fire. You’re a WATER bearer.

Libras looking out for each other.

Dang, Pisces literally is killing everyone while they sleep…and not just anyone, the powerful Aries!

Wow, suddenly there is a lot of killing and violence.

RIP.

More ghost stories, and an explosive…this can’t be good.

Aw, both Pisces are beginning a romance…

PISCES WTF YOU WERE SNUGGLING WITH HIM LAST NIGHT AND YOU JUST TURN AND KILL HIM? I REALLY UNDERESTIMATED YOU PISCES

[legitastrology]

Poor Aquarius.

I wouldn’t trust the Pisces in your alliance, she’ll probably kill you all in your sleep based on what’s been happening.

Aw, I shipped the Virgos at the beginning, now they’re enemies?

OH GOD EVERYONE SHOULD BE TERRIFIED I DO NOT TRUST HER

RIP.

Seriously, Pisces gets ANOTHER explosive? What’s wrong with this sponsor dude?

Libra stays true to the name of the game.

RIP.

Capricorn and Virgo bromance forming?

…I’m not even surprised anymore, Pisces female.

Aww, RIP Virgo.

What?? Pisces REFUSES to kill someone? Does she have a thing for Virgo or has she just had a total change of heart?

CARNIVOROUS SQUIRRELS? SERIOUSLY?

Wow, the squirrels really did some damage. Pisces Female and Sagittarius Male are the only ones left. Pisces, you’re finally starting to grow on me…I’m rooting for you. WIN PISCES!

NO JUST WHEN I WAS STARTING TO LIKE YOU!! PISCES!!

Congrats, Sagittarius! Your sign is actually very capable, so this isn’t that shocking.

At least Pisces got the most kills. Now THAT is a plot twist. This was one of the most entertaining Hunger Games in existence.

[cryptomaniacookie-blog]

me: *watches the new trailer vid of the fate of ten*

me: NO NO DONT GIVE HUMANS LEGACIES WHAT THE HELL

me: *goes through the comments*

person: Yes Yes Give Me Legacies I cant Wait For Humans To Get Legacies!!

me: ...

me: oh no you didnt