Dad.

Hello, I'm Kris. I have no idea what I'm doing, so please enjoy what I reblog and such.

[epicsause-official]

just made a tier list

[transgender-mp3]

If I may add

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[troywagner]

How did you find out you were bi

They sent me a notice in the mail

[artemis-heart-emoji-heart-emoji]

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved