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⚡︎ Let's kick things up a notch, yeah? ⚡︎

YO YO YO! What's up?! The name's Coil and I'm here to fuck around and have a good time! Ya seen my buddy Skate anywhere? Heard he was stompin' 'round here too! I've been told I could be a hard ass, but I'll try not to be! And don't be shy to approach me, I ain't a dog that bites! Not hard, at least! Heheh.

🦴 Hold up. Rules first, pal -> I ain't a clean dog! Ask me anything naughty ya want! -> Keep it nice, yeah? -> This dog got teeth, pal! Don't make me use 'em on you if I don't want you around. -> Uhhhh... I'll come up with more later!

#introduction #intro post #parody blog #phighting parody #coil

hi coil your eso cool heh. hrh. heh. leans against nothing.

what's playground like interms of layout?? i know its a city thats high up but like. that's it

- contrast anon

"Playground's all over the place honestly. Sky kissin' buildings, underground hangouts, lots of colors and sounds and lights and stuff like that." "Real cool place to live. Even if there is some crime goin' on."

#coil ic #contrast anon

Slides in like I slide into my friends DMS

Sup. >:3

Names 🦄🍰 anon!

I got a few questions to ask, idk if you'll be able to answer both. [One is normal. The other is gonna be serious]

So, Question 1!

Can your stomach handle raw meat? Like raw beef, chicken, pork, and fish?

If yes, how?

Serious question 2!

Any. . . . Any news from Steampunk Glove about Coil 2.0? Hope both of them are ok. ;_;

-🦄🍰 anon (ON MY WAY TO REVIVE ASK BLOGS)

"To answer the first question: Yeah, it can. How? I'm a canine. Most canine demons are kinda used to eatin' raw meat. It's not... Super harmful to use unless it's in large amounts or whatever." "As for the other question... I don't know. Steam hasn't told me anythin' 'bout the whole thing... I need to see if he's got anythin'."

#coil ic #🦄🍰 anon

The Spawn is coming

Wrong fandom, buddy

#ooc response #anon

nvm it's tonight

"What's tonight?"

#coil ic #anon

HELLO HELLO HI it's been a while OMGA auauehbdbfhshhhhjshhshsssh a new friendo or several have joined us and they MAY OR MAY NOT BE skittering around some of your blogs. JUST A FAIR WARNING FROM ME ANS KOM eeheehehe..,,,..

HIIIIII.... IT'S NICE TO YOU!!!!! [AND KOM] BACK!!!!! So much has happened around my various blogs so uh- Have fun!!!!

#ooc response #💝anon

lalalalallaalaaalalalaalalaaaaaa

Hello Gift :D!

#ooc response #💝anon

hey coil full lunar eclipse on march 13-14 <:

-> His eyes light up at that, tail wagging.

#coil ic #anon

heeeeyy coill which way do you swing

"Both!" -> He smirks widely. "Bisexual king you're talkin' to, pal."

#coil ic #c4ndied 4pples

"WOLF MOON BABY! LET'S FUCKING GO."

#coil ic #wolf moon >:)

"hhEy! Coil! Buddy! Um... I have a gift for you! It was supposed to be ready before the new year, but it turns out this was... a lot harder to make than I thought..." The demon presents a clear glass bottle with a grey transparent liquid inside! "It's an invisibility potion! I only had enough resources to make one, but... I feel like you could make some good use of this. The effects only last for about... 5 or so minutes and the side-effects kick in almost instantly, but they're not too bad! You just feel a little woozy and weird for an hour, but it's nothing you can't handle! Probably!..." -- @the-healthiest-potion [[OOC: hi! um! idk if I'm doing this right but I think I am! if you're confused I have relationship info and stuff in the pinned post on this tagged blog above! :3]]

-> The support phighter cocked up an eyebrow at the demon who just so randomly approached him. He wasn't entirely sure who this was, but decided to play along. "Invisibility potion? Could use this to fuck with lackies in Blackrock..."

#coil ic #health potion interaction

Last time I talked here was like October 22nd so I’m back heh.. abracadabra

"I see."

#coil ic #therealpaintball

Oh yeah uh you have simps too

"Not shocked! I'm one handsome demon after all!"

#coil ic #exnoiafork

merry christmas to you and your boyfriend

-🌒

"Thanks pal! Merry Christmas to ya as well."

#coil ic #🌒 anon

crystal-criminal

∆ Cooooiilllll.. Dude, I'm sssssoooo fucking gay, bro, I—I'on't even know what to do no mo..

[ head in hands

-a FAG!!!!!!!!! A RED FAG!!! A HOMO!!!!! ( @bogiostreetsk8r )

-> Coil, who was laying shirtless on his couch, tilted his head back and looked at the skate, a cold soda in hand. "And you're just NOW figurin' this out, bro? Damn."

bogiostreetsk8r

∆ No, I mean like..Like really fuckin' gay! Like Sword and Rocket gay! This shit fuckin' sucks, I can't stop thinkin' of them, and now I'm feelin' like shit because if I even consider trying ta—URGH!

[ He throws himself onto the couch, screaming into a pillow and then curling up around it, his tail between his legs.

∆ So fuckin' stupid, I swear to—GRHHRFRMRHDHSJBFJSBHGJ—

[ Biting pillow. Stupid dog

crystal-criminal

-> Coil shifts slightly and rests his legs on Skate's back, gently bumping the back of his head with his heel. "Calm down, man. I can't really help ya if I can't understand a single thing ya sayin'." -> He downs his soda, placing it on the coffee table beside the couch before crossing his arms behind his head.

bogiostreetsk8r

......

[ muffled

∆ i wanna KILL MYSELF i hate them SO MUCH i hope they both DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE stupid FAGS

[ it's alright he does this all the time

crystal-criminal

"Dude. You shouldn't talk like that." -> He sits up slightly, resting on his elbows. "Sling and Boom have been your friends for how long now? And you're wishin' death on 'em? That's... That's low, dude. Even for you."

bogiostreetsk8r

..............

[ still muffled

∆ I WAS JOKING you DUMBASS jjrhrrmrhergrrgrrf I HATE BEING GAY it SUCKS BALLS i want them SSSSOOO BAD IT'S SOOOOOOOOO STUPID i HHhate this

crystal-criminal

"Even if you were jokin'. I don't think they'd much appreciate hearin' that shit. Stop bein' a fuckin' dumbass, dude." -> He gently kicks Skate's back, rolling his bi-colored eyes. "And dude, you can't help wantin' to love who you wanna love. You shouldn't be hatin' on yaself because you can't have the guys you want. Hell! Have you even TRIED tellin' 'em your feelings?"

bogiostreetsk8r

∆ Bro—They're DATIN' EACHOTHER, fa fuck's sake! What am I meant ta do, jus'.. walk up ta one of 'em and say "Oh hey, I'm gay fa both'ayou, can one of you be a cuck fa my sake because—" Do you hear how fuckin' stupid that sounds?!

[ Skateboard continues biting and scratching at the pillow, grumbling to himself.

∆ It's not fair! Ya got a boyfriend so easily and—mrrghjffRRRRRff—!!!

crystal-criminal

"You could ask if they'd be down for a poly relationship.... Ain't that hard ta talk ta other demons like a, y'know, adult? Which is... Y'know... What you are, Skate."

#coil ic #skateboard interaction #doghouse / coil and skateboard

crystal-criminal

∆ Cooooiilllll.. Dude, I'm sssssoooo fucking gay, bro, I—I'on't even know what to do no mo..

[ head in hands

-a FAG!!!!!!!!! A RED FAG!!! A HOMO!!!!! ( @bogiostreetsk8r )

-> Coil, who was laying shirtless on his couch, tilted his head back and looked at the skate, a cold soda in hand. "And you're just NOW figurin' this out, bro? Damn."

bogiostreetsk8r

∆ No, I mean like..Like really fuckin' gay! Like Sword and Rocket gay! This shit fuckin' sucks, I can't stop thinkin' of them, and now I'm feelin' like shit because if I even consider trying ta—URGH!

[ He throws himself onto the couch, screaming into a pillow and then curling up around it, his tail between his legs.

∆ So fuckin' stupid, I swear to—GRHHRFRMRHDHSJBFJSBHGJ—

[ Biting pillow. Stupid dog

crystal-criminal

-> Coil shifts slightly and rests his legs on Skate's back, gently bumping the back of his head with his heel. "Calm down, man. I can't really help ya if I can't understand a single thing ya sayin'." -> He downs his soda, placing it on the coffee table beside the couch before crossing his arms behind his head.

bogiostreetsk8r

......

[ muffled

∆ i wanna KILL MYSELF i hate them SO MUCH i hope they both DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE stupid FAGS

[ it's alright he does this all the time

crystal-criminal

"Dude. You shouldn't talk like that." -> He sits up slightly, resting on his elbows. "Sling and Boom have been your friends for how long now? And you're wishin' death on 'em? That's... That's low, dude. Even for you."

bogiostreetsk8r

..............

[ still muffled

∆ I WAS JOKING you DUMBASS jjrhrrmrhergrrgrrf I HATE BEING GAY it SUCKS BALLS i want them SSSSOOO BAD IT'S SOOOOOOOOO STUPID i HHhate this

crystal-criminal

"Even if you were jokin'. I don't think they'd much appreciate hearin' that shit. Stop bein' a fuckin' dumbass, dude." -> He gently kicks Skate's back, rolling his bi-colored eyes. "And dude, you can't help wantin' to love who you wanna love. You shouldn't be hatin' on yaself because you can't have the guys you want. Hell! Have you even TRIED tellin' 'em your feelings?"

#coil ic #skateboard interaction #doghouse / coil and skateboard

crystal-criminal

∆ Cooooiilllll.. Dude, I'm sssssoooo fucking gay, bro, I—I'on't even know what to do no mo..

[ head in hands

-a FAG!!!!!!!!! A RED FAG!!! A HOMO!!!!! ( @bogiostreetsk8r )

-> Coil, who was laying shirtless on his couch, tilted his head back and looked at the skate, a cold soda in hand. "And you're just NOW figurin' this out, bro? Damn."

bogiostreetsk8r

∆ No, I mean like..Like really fuckin' gay! Like Sword and Rocket gay! This shit fuckin' sucks, I can't stop thinkin' of them, and now I'm feelin' like shit because if I even consider trying ta—URGH!

[ He throws himself onto the couch, screaming into a pillow and then curling up around it, his tail between his legs.

∆ So fuckin' stupid, I swear to—GRHHRFRMRHDHSJBFJSBHGJ—

[ Biting pillow. Stupid dog

crystal-criminal

-> Coil shifts slightly and rests his legs on Skate's back, gently bumping the back of his head with his heel. "Calm down, man. I can't really help ya if I can't understand a single thing ya sayin'." -> He downs his soda, placing it on the coffee table beside the couch before crossing his arms behind his head.

bogiostreetsk8r

......

[ muffled

∆ i wanna KILL MYSELF i hate them SO MUCH i hope they both DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE stupid FAGS

[ it's alright he does this all the time

crystal-criminal

"Dude. You shouldn't talk like that." -> He sits up slightly, resting on his elbows. "Sling and Boom have been your friends for how long now? And you're wishin' death on 'em? That's... That's low, dude. Even for you."

#coil ic #skateboard interaction #doghouse / coil and skateboard

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