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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON... (Multi-muse RP blog for Meridia and assorted Daedra/Princes; Other Muses added as mania permits. Mostly Parody, some serious. Selective? Idk Mun is 18+, Minors DNI))

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The Beacon sits by a desk, wearing cat ears for some reason.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BEACON BEHIND THE COURTAIN.

[ask-melanc-vivura]

Look, I'm extremely hungry today. I'm sorry to be like this but I am out of food.

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Hamphdrazil pecks at one of its wings, now nearly twice as long as it was a scant few weeks ago. Small down feathers protrude from its pink flesh. Lansa helps preen a few feathers while rubbing its beak.

"There there little one, you need only endure it a bit longer then you'll have your fully grown feathers."

Hamphdrazil squawks in response. Lansa blinks.

"I didn't know phoenixes squawked."

Hamphdrazil responds with an enthusiastic QUACK.

". . .I'm... going to talk to Linkle about this one..."

[crystalanon]

Oh! Yes! At least, poros say there are. Are grey and on moon! Apparently there are also moon rock poros which are square and grey?

Huh. Fair enough. I'll have to make contact one of these days, but for now the dead appear to be at rest. I think.

[crystalanon]

Oh! Well, Turnip doesn't know much about those. Maybe the moon poros would?

PERHAPS-wait what, moon poros??

[crystalanon]

Yes, that makes sense to turnip. These seem much less fun to be around!

...

Wait! Has had thought!

What if this is a conspiracy by the mole legged ball?

I suppose it could be Molag Bal's doing, but his color schemes are typically blue and grey... though the undead are something he's been involved with. It's hard to say. It could just be your run of the mill zombie causing meteor. They're more common than you might think.

[crystalanon]

The strange ghosts and zombie bell peppers do not return.

Instead, human zombies appear! These are clearly not silly or whimsical.

...Apologies dear one, but this time I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint.

A giant hand made of light appears, picks up the strange rock, and hurls it back into space.

I have to draw the line SOMEWHERE with these undead.

[crystalanon]

Well, was afraid of them! But then were friends! And friends are good!

SIGH. Just a moment. Just, hang on for a second, this is going to be kind of...

An Oblivion portals again and the world starts tilting every so slightly, more and more, as the portal appears to remain stationary. Dirt and stones begin falling into the sky somehow before a torrent of water flushes out of the portal, leading the giant rock to come falling out with a THUNK.

It is once more green and oozing slime. Slowly the world returns to proper orientation and the portal closes.

THERE we go.

[crystalanon]

The ghosts are put to rest! And all the zombie bell peppers crumble to dust.

However, Turnip is now sad! He's going to miss them...

You initially wanted them gone though....

[crystalanon]

Oh! Well it looks like a big rock! And glows green! And also seems to be leaking the green slime that is also glowing.

And is has a frowny face!

OKAY yeah I can definitely see that being a problem-why do all these things have frowny faces...

ANYWAYS. Okay, good, yes. We just have to relocate it, somewhere... else.

The Beacon just hops over, opens an Oblivion portal and just nudges the rock in. An echoing voice can be heard within, sounding oddly like Hermaeus Mora.

"What in the blazes-" SPLASH! The rock plummets into an unseen body of water within.

The portal quickly closes.

[crystalanon]

GASP! YES!

THE SKY FELL OUT OF THE SKY!

Well that would do it - you're going to have to elaborate though. What did this 'sky' falling out of the sky look like?

[crystalanon]

Admittedly, Turnip isn't sure why they are here! Or where they came from! Or why the ghost peppers are still floating around.

Is pretty sure is not poroween yet!

Did you see anything strange come through recently, odd sights, odd sigils, anything mystical?

[crystalanon]

I'm thinking Friend deserves its own sideblog...

[crystalanon]

I cant make this up as soon as I hit random on SoundCloud WJAT THE FUCK-

https://on.soundcloud.com/k5DQWcQE1ITrAV3Ix6

[crystalanon]

Well, turnip is not sure. Do not talk much. Just sorta teethe on things and say grains a lot. Then when they get grains they go and plant them.

Well, so long as they're contributing and not trying to hurt anyone I suppose it's harmless. Normally I'm for purging the undead, not having them assist in gardening, but this isn't my realm so we'll play it however you wish.

[crystalanon]

"OH-?

I DID NOT EXPECT YOU

TO COME HERE

SO VERY SOON

MY DEAR

FRIEND."

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Somewhere strange, dark, and damp (possibly) a mass of shadow seemingly blinks two large eyes before a wide grin appears on its face. One eye pink, one eye yellow.

The figure's two cat ears twitch before it seeming slides across the floor, meeting the doctor.

It lets out an eerie laugh as well as purring in a manner that sounds like a mix between a cat and a dial-up modem.