çrystal 🔮

she/her ✨️ psychic. no i won't tell you where your fucking grandma is.

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exes suck, they wish they were me

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hells a thing, and apparently, half of the people i know "belong" there

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holllyyy shit i just found that kid from here's blog, edwin what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?

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pretttyyy sure i found out my semi ex boyfriend is, like, super gay earlier. there is no way that guy is straight

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@yourlocaledwardian ur my opp btw

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i guess i never actually posted these, this town is pretty cool in the end after all

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oh god

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god, these guys were ass hats, im glad they're gone

"don't send nudes if you don't want me to share them??" shut UP, omg

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god, i just woke up from a nightmare. someone send me cat pictures or something. and also apparently my landlord has a tumblr! cool!

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feels like kissing an ice cream cone??? weird as fuck but hey if you ever need to know what kissing a ghost feels like

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my hands still smell like blood and garbage from those scraps. #hate this

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it's SO amazing that all we've gotten done is fuck up, learn that "hey, maybe SOMETHINGS in that water" and there's an angry pirate with saltwater taffy. jesus you two, get ur shit together

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great. now we have a demanding pirate.

@yourlocaledwardian @cricketmaestro

come back

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okay, seriously, get these guys another hobby because all we've done in the past morning is look through cases. i haven't even slept once??

or get me some coffee, that works too

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that was the worst experience EVER