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@archie-king
Aan alle dutchies, ik ben een podcast gestart! Het is een geschiedenis podcast en het is eigenlijk voor mijn portfolio, maar ik zou het ook wel leuk vinden als er echt mensen naar mij zouden luisteren :)
De podcast heet “reis door de tijd” en elke dinsdag komt een nieuwe aflevering online :)
In deze podcast wordt er de geschiedenis ingedoken met de meest interessante verhalen van elk tijdperk!
this scene has no right being this funny
This is the FUNNIEST interaction I’ve ever seen in my fucking LIFE I’m cackling oh my god
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You think your endangered Uchiha eyes can save you from my burns scolding?
IM SCREAMING
Mutaz Essa Barshim and Gianmarco Tamberi decided to share the title in the men’s high jump.
this . :)
this is the only sports content you’ll see me posting because it’s so fucking sweet of them
I went and looked up the clip just to get a better feel for what happened. I knew the ending, I knew what was coming, and I still got chills and almost cried.
THIS IS THE KIND OF WHOLESOME HUMAN CONTENT I LOVE TO SEE ON MY DASH.
this is incredible I love it I wish them all the best 🥺🥺
IT GOT BETTER
Kakashi Hatake - Back evolution
Naruto | x | - Sasuke | x | - Sakura | x |
THE MUMMY (1999) + letterboxd reviews ↳ insp. & insp.
SS Link: You know back in my day, we had to get our bombs from a flower!
BotW Link holding a bomb he made magically appear from the Sheikah Slate: …
Listen to reis door de tijd on Spotify. In deze podcast wordt er de geschiedenis ingedoken met de meest interessante verhalen van elk tijdpe
Hi! Listen to my podcast if you want! It’s about history and I’m really proud of my work :)
I love tumblr. I love that tumblr is the best social media site of 2021.
Every other site has spent the last decade perfecting the art of targeted ads. I am a wallet of flesh and blood which must be stripped bare and profiled and picked apart for the maximally efficient way to squeeze profit from my presence. Every other site will fold and morph itself to a shape of my liking - like a fairy tale trickster stealing memories and taking their mold - to lull me into compliance and loosen my coin purse.
Facebook sees me searching fitness equipment and injects my timeline with athletic wear ads. Reddit profiles the subreddits I follow and eagerly promotes a new coding bootcamp or cloud service at every turn. Google overhears me lamenting over my moving to-do list on voice call and fills in my “how much to tip movers” query before I’ve gotten the third word typed out.
Tumblr never even tried.
They could have. The information is there. The basic infrastructure, presumably, exists. Tumblr can recommend me tags based on tags I follow, blogs based on blogs I follow, even posts that for one reason or another may strike my fancy. Tumblr could be - SHOULD be - funneling this framework into advertising, as the only means that free-to-use social media platforms can turn a profit in our capitalistic hellscape.
They just don’t.
Today I saw an ad for treating Hyperhidrosis - a condition, I think, in which a person sweats too much - and I saw it twice, four posts apart, and it is so incredibly benignly impersonally ineptly untargeted toward me compared to all other pinpoint-aimed advertising that I’m endeared to it. Tumblr knows NOTHING about me. 8 years, 51,000 likes, and tumblr has not learned a THING about me.
Advertisements for a mattress? Shitty mobile game ads that don’t make even the slightest pretense at being anything other than a candy crush rip-off? Choose-your-own adventure games either about Royal Espionage or Choosing The Wrong Dress For Your Date with ZERO in-between.
And then this. This here. The culmination, the crown-jewel of tumblr’s nihilistic non-compliance with the state of social media advertising. Any pretense of capitalistic exchange is abandoned at the gas station by the side of the road. This is not a company. This is not a product. This is not anything that fulfills the contract of consumer and seller.
THIS. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR HAS TO OFFER INSTEAD.
“Pour vinegar on your bread, fuck you.”
“Put it in the garbage, fuck you.”
“Your wife says you’re a fucking dumbass, fuck you.”
That’s it. That’s the advertisement. You vinegar-breadless cuck. You virgin extraordinaire bereft of bread and garbage can. I am fucking your wife right now in our vinegar-soaked motel bed. She puffs a cigarette which I pulled from the trashcan and we both laugh heartily at her recounts of your immasculine ineptitude. I don’t want your money. I don’t want anything from you. Fuck you.
Amazing. Amazing. What a state of things to ring in 2021. What a great platform we all collectively choose to be on.
I started screenshotting my favorite ads
Just fucking take a bite out of your soap you piece of shit. Sleep with it and eat it
I don’t even know what this is trying to sell me. Tumblr doesn’t either. The ad doesn’t know either. Did I click on the link? Fucking absolutely. I think it was broken
Beautiful a+ 10/10
A compilation of my favorites:
Hi listen I know I’m OP but I’m losing my fucking mind over this.
Truly, this is what tumblr is about.
The post below this on my dash was an advert for a private school in a country I do not live in.
That’s where the rich send their children when they reaaaally can’t stand them…
I ABSOLUTELY TREASURE this ad I got 🥰
Watch me be scared all the time playing the new resident evil! And of course i will play more games :)
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Look at my boy Mando! I just had to make this because I fricking love the Mandalorian!!! If you want this print, you can get it from my Etsy shop :)
You searched for: ArTchieByArchie! Discover the unique items that ArTchieByArchie creates. At Etsy, we pride ourselves on our global communi
nothing out of marvel could ever come close to the cinnamontography of fiona slapping a man with her ponytail then as she's jumping into the air to split kick two dudes at once the camera does a matrix 360 spin as the action slows down nd she fixes her bangs before completing the stunt. shrek (2001) has what endgame (bad) wishes it had
Je zocht naar: ArTchieByArchie! Ontdek de unieke items die ArTchieByArchie maakt. Bij Etsy zijn we trots op onze wereldwijde community van v
Check out my Etsy! It has all kinds of art (mostly digital rn) like pokemon, stardew valley, naruto and soon even more!
Aan alle dutchies, ik ben een podcast gestart! Het is een geschiedenis podcast en het is eigenlijk voor mijn portfolio, maar ik zou het ook wel leuk vinden als er echt mensen naar mij zouden luisteren :)
De podcast heet “reis door de tijd” en elke dinsdag komt een nieuwe aflevering online :)
In deze podcast wordt er de geschiedenis ingedoken met de meest interessante verhalen van elk tijdperk!
HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT!
It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it.
Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266
Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.
In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.
Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.
Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…
I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.
Aan alle dutchies, ik ben een podcast gestart! Het is een geschiedenis podcast en het is eigenlijk voor mijn portfolio, maar ik zou het ook wel leuk vinden als er echt mensen naar mij zouden luisteren :)
De podcast heet “reis door de tijd” en elke dinsdag komt een nieuwe aflevering online :)
In deze podcast wordt er de geschiedenis ingedoken met de meest interessante verhalen van elk tijdperk!
