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[nitrogen]

By April Farnum

[unsupervisedfrolicking]

[allthesmallwords]

the greatest scene in all of modern cinema

[bogleech]

[icarusthesupernaturalpig]

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[ppp-bbb]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[deeplifequotes]

Walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. It’s your life. Do what makes you happy.

Unknown (via deeplifequotes)

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

[weavemama]

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

[moro-nokimi]

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties

[pleatedjeans]

[railroadsoftware]

what if a grandma found the dog and you made her read that smh

[classicmeevs]

She would look past it long enough to return him, for the sake of the dog

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

[they-fae]

I like the sound of your grandmother.

[vvhoizp-deactivated20210608]

[vainaja]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[prokopetz]

A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

[soimpotent]

[midnavidalia]

theyre not ignoring you! this is actually just a cats way of saying they want to keep you company without infringing on your personal space. its the equivalent of going to a friends house while you both separately scroll through tumblr, even though youre glad to be together. alternatively the cat could be curious about what you are doing, but shy to make its presence known. either way the cat is paying very close attention to you!

[lesbian-moon-gf]

this made me feel better

[cosmic-noir]

😺

[feminismandhappiness]

I don’t understand why cats will have everything they do demonized no matter how innocent it is