Great stories come from half-truths & experience

any pronouns, writer, multi fandom, mostly just reblogs, lurker, occasionally stalks accounts, shitty tagging system, bit of nsfw

[thankchaosforspellcheck]

"no beta we die like sqq/sqh" is probably the most accurate form of that meme if you think about it because neither of them would have died if Xiang Fei had just had a fucking beta.

[parlerenfleurs]

I think Cumplane is the only ship name I use and see used indiscriminately platonically and romantically/sexually. It's pretty funny that their relationship is so ridiculous that it doesn't matter how they interact; slap that ship name tag on it and let's call it a day.

[theweeb2doorsdown]

I just know Cucumber and Airplane had the craziest explicit fics written about them on ao3 and Shen Yuan definitely read them and commented just as scathing reviews on them, which said fic authors considered to be the highest honor

[noctuast]

[hootyhoowoo]

bitchin’.

quick sketch based off this ↓

[emersad]

Oh cumplane, you make me laugh

[punkrottenz]

they're both insufferable

[thiscatdraws]

You know how it is with Cumplane

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[starsnobugs]

Obsessed with shen yuan being so mean to xiang fei and then immediately pampers him when he realizes he's just a sad lonely poor pathetic man just trying to get by in life.

Shen yuan before transmigrating: fuck u. Ur writing is ass. This is a waste of time. You should kys.

Shen yuan as sqq: fuck u. Im fighting for my life because your writing is ass. Im glad ur suffering, too. You should kys.

Shen yuan coming back to his world: let me upgrade you to vip medical treatment and come live in my mansion with me. Your writing is still ass.

[sunderwight]

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

[mogamuncher]

New smut fic writing prompt just dropped

[sunderwight]

I can't remember what post it was but somebody once posited that part of the reason why SY!SQQ is like catnip to most of the cast of SVSSS/PIDW is because he's Airplane's type, Airplane sort of created everyone, and so it carries through to the point where all of the characters who have The Hand of God touch their personality inherit being down bad for this one weird internet critic.

Which is a hilarious notion but it occurs to me that this, if true, would have equally funny implications about Mobei Jun. Who is designed by Airplane to be his ideal man (both in the sense of representing the masculine ideal, and also in the sense of Airplane wanting to climb him like a tree).

Because like... is everyone also just kind of lowkey into Mobei Jun, too, then? Are they all having moments where they're doing spit takes mid-battle like, damn that guy's curiously attractive for a demon???

[tadpole-art]

Cumplane after a night hunt

[maliinka]

[rustyblender]

svsss as memes :DDDDDDD I compulsively drew all of these in 4 hours because I was reading this QiJiu fic and I felt like a child watching their parents getting a divorce like I really had to look within myself and find inner peace

[thiscatdraws]

My silly text post art almost always ends up being Cumplane related…ig its because they’re the Shitpost Brothers

[yoogeki]

i love cumplane