CrystalTreeBee @crystaltreebee - Tumblr Blog

Salvete Omnes!

Quid agitis? Mihi nomen est Crystal!

I’m a theater and band kid! I’m also in my schools color guard, academic team, Latin club, and art club!

im acearo as well!!

Name: Crystal

age: minor

current hyperfixations: Doctor Who

Probably known here for my newsies stuff though

also I’m trying to read as many classics as I can :)

#intro post

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

crystaltreebee

Guess who accidentally turned off their sound during a live stream?

#homestyle dinner rolls

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

natnormalatall

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

cranberry-branflakes

*reading my old posts* I would not fucking say that

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

You ever get frustrated that your favorite band doesn’t have a community to post on so you make one….. yea

crystaltreebee

If I had a nickel for every time Jeremy Jordan showed up in random media I’d have-

so many nickels. Someone needs to stop this man. Please.

crystaltreebee

Guys you’ll never guess

#just in time broadway #floyd collins Broadway #why does he never stop

crustystherat

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

lonestarflight

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

mementochao

Despite everything, it's still you.

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Also prev tags:

That's really cool actually

tanoraqui

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.