Strange things can happen on planes.
Flight 639 from New York to New Zealand had been up in the air for about thirty minutes when the first signs of turbulence happened. It wasnât like normal turbulence- no this turbulence came with sickness, disorientation, and a feeling of confusion- of things being muddled.
Abe Ephraim was on the journey for work purposes- he had a deal he had to get sorted across the world, so he was busy preparing for that, in fact, he was very, very worried about it. It was extremely important, or else a rival company would snatch up business in New Zealand. But after the first signs of turbulence, he sort of forgot what the deal was about, and where he even worked. He looked to the people in a neighboring seat, an old man in a suit that looked like it was from the fifties and a stoned Shaggy look-alike, to see if theyâd felt it, and he could immediately tell that something wrong was going on.
One of the stewardesses came up to him, âCan I get you a drink, sir?â
Abe, in his confused state, mistook that for flirting, and after a few minutes she had grabbed his groin.
Woah!â He said, shocked at how quickly things were going. Of course, it wasnât his smoothness, but rather the strange turbulence that was disrupting the flight, and the stewardessâs mind.
Abe didnât register it at the time, but her hair changed from brunette to blonde. Other little shifts were happening all over the plane- a businessmanâs tie changed colour, a womanâs handbag was suddenly a rucksack. Some noticed, but most didnât. What everyone noticed was the uncontrollable sneezing that seemed to be going around the plane.
The stewardess and Abe went to the bathroom and were in there for at least an hour.
Returning to his seat was . . . difficult. Everyoneâs libido seemed to be higher than rabbits. Abe looked over to the people in a neighboring seat, surprised to find that the stoner and the old man were now a young couple getting it on in their seats.
Abe stumbled down, he suddenly felt very weird, like he was going to sneeze very hard - ah - ah - ACHOO!
With that sneeze, Abe instantly became a beautiful brunette woman, nude apart from a pair of panties, wearing a stewardessâs cap.
When the flight touched down in New Zealand, authorities were baffled by the people emerging, who had no official records and many of which claimed to be transformed passengers on the flight. Investigation proved the pilots; the co-pilot had disappeared during the flight, while the other pilot had been transformed into a blonde college girl!
Theories were widespread; some thought the sneezing was a sign of some pathogen, whereas others believed that the plane had briefly entered another reality and swapped the passengers accordingly. A particularly wild theory held that the co-pilot had more sinister motives, and she was an employee of a foreign espionage network that was utilising the plane to test out an experimental virus that would disrupt enemies and threats. Or the alternate theory that she was an employee of a tech company that wanted to get rid of the competition on the plane, hence releasing transformative nanobots . . . although that did seem a little too far-fetched.
One thing was for certain though, it looked like Abeâs business meeting was definitely the least of his worries!
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