i can say that i'm trying.

Hello, I'm Christopher and I prefer Christopher to any other name you may call me, so please respect my wishes because I'd greatly appreciate it. I am from California but I have made a drastic change and am now living in Hawaii. I moved here due to a job opportunity as a driver for a resort called Hawaii Hideout. I've only just begun. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5273626"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[pezalexa-blog]

FACE TO FACE → OPEN.

[pezalexa-blog]

Kristy nodded along, hanging on to every word the guy was saying, and taking small sips of her drink through the straw. She wasn’t trying to chug it in one, but performing was thirsty work. “Oh, good. I can’t imagine how terrible that’d be if all you could do for a little coolness would be to roll the windows down. I don’t even imagine that’d help very much.” Honestly, it had surprised her a little bit that he’d gone into so much detail, since he didn’t seem to be the talkative type. What didn’t surprise her, though, was his lack of awareness about her hand held out to him, though Kristy was a patient person, so she just waited for him to catch on. “No need to apologize,” she shook her head, politely shaking his hand, “It’s lovely to meet you, Christopher. Are you in here alone this evening?”

[ctevans-blog1]

Working at Hawaii was turning out to be such an experience for Christopher. These kind of conversations would have never happened back home. Christopher wouldn’t have even welcomed him, but being in Hawaii was different. It was such a huge change in his life, he was doing his best to embrace it as well as he could. “Depending on the speed of the vehicle, it could be helpful. However, air conditioning is always cool,” Christopher paused, “Obviously.” After a light handshake, he dropped his hand to his side and he brought his soda to his lips. Holding the straw to the side, Christopher sipped straight from the glass. Swallowing, Christopher nodded. “Yes. I usually come here alone.” Usually had actually been always, but Kristy didn’t need to know how lame he exactly was.

[wtverurlayouiteseitprobably-blog]

No, I have my phone with me. I’m not insane to go anywhere without it, but it’s not the latest one and I want the rose gold case. Then that would ruin the element of surprise, it’s bad enough you already know what I’m getting you for our birthday, we can’t ruin it for her as well. It’ll still be a good pillow to cuddle up to even if you don’t appreciate the hotness of Chris Evans. If it all goes wrong I’ll be the crazy cat aunt, like aunt Gayle from Bob’s Burgers.

You are. It’s like you’re stuck on puppy filter state.  That’s because you don’t know I’m secretly an assassin.

[ctevans-blog1]

Good. I had to make sure. You know mom and dad like to be able to contact us easily. In no time, I think you’ll be able to get the rose gold one. I could buy it for you now, if you’d like. I have the funds currently. Oh, right. One of the best parts of a gift is the surprise. I think, however, if I’m going to get a Chris Evans body pillow, that is something I’m happy to know ahead of time. I can prepare myself for having a man constantly in my bed that way. I’m not sure who that is, but there is nothing wrong with owning cats. They can be great company. 

Is that a good thing? Oh, you are? And when did this change in occupation occur?

[harperrfabs-deactivated20161026]

Well, yeah, I mean if you want to. It is, definitely. I guess, but it’s annoying when people moan about me not attending parties, like seriously people need to start caring more about their own lives than mine. The views are just beautiful, right?

[ctevans-blog1]

Yes, I think that’d be nice. You should look at it more positively. Perhaps, you are good company and people want you around. You never know. Oh, beyond. It makes living here even better.

[louhummel-blog]

Hell, and if you ever get stuck, just make a random sound effect. There’s a 99% chance I’ll laugh.

[ctevans-blog1]

I’m not quite sure I’ll do that, but I’ll keep it in the back of mind.

[evansalana-blog]

You’re such a good guy. How did Lauren and I ever get so lucky to have a brother like you? As for learning from my mistakes, I try to not repeat them. But no promises on not repeating this horror movie marathon. A few people have shown interest that they’d like to watch all the movies with me again. 

[ctevans-blog1]

Thank you. I believe our parents should get the credit. As long as you try, what else can you do? Well, a horror movie marathon with others is a lot better than doing it alone. 

[ctevans-blog1]

itslaurenevans replied to your post “Do you want to get in the pants of any girls here?”

They wanna know if you're into cross dressing. You can wear one of my pants if you'd like.

No thank you, Lauren, but thank you for the offer.

[pezalexa-blog]

FACE TO FACE → OPEN.

[pezalexa-blog]

Even from just their small amount of interaction so far, Kristy could already tell this guy was both awkward and shy, but that was okay. She was good at keeping conversations going as long as there was a willing second party, and since she was technically on break now, she’d keep this one up, too. “Of course,” she nodded, taking a sip of her drink through the straw as soon as she’d handed his over to him. Listening intently as he responded to her question, Kristy nodded her head. “Got it. That must be a lot of fun. I mean, sitting in a hot van all day has to be challenging, but I’m sure you meet a ton of different people,” she said enthusiastically, then held out her hand. “I’m Kristy, by the way. I don’t think I caught your name.”

[ctevans-blog1]

“Oh, it is. Well, um, there’s actually air conditioning and most guests prefer it on. Regardless, it’s great. I do meet a lot of different people but I, well, tend to keep to myself unless I’m asked questions. I like to just enjoy the road while I’m driving which seems to be okay for the people here. They like to chit chat among themselves.” Christopher usually wasn’t the one to respond with so much detail to a question and it had even surprised himself that he did. He had only hoped it hadn’t been more information than the blonde had wanted. As Kristy introduced herself and held out her hand, Christopher looked down for a quick second before registering that she was looking for a handshake. He extended his arm out, and returned the gesture. “Oh, my name. I’m sorry. I forgot to mention it. I’m Christopher.”

[harperrfabs-deactivated20161026]

We can have like a photograph viewing night with pizza and wine. Google is pretty much my bestfriend most of the time. I ended up staying in bed, I was quite unsociable. How was your night?

[ctevans-blog1]

Together? Google is handy and always there, so it’s a very good choice for a friend, if I do say so. There’s nothing wrong with being unsociable. It was nice. I spent most of the time looking at the view or, well, the darkness of the water.

[louhummel-blog]

You’re cute as fuck. I think I just got a cavity from reading all that. I can’t promise I’ll remember the writing thing if I see you out and about, but I’ll do my best.

[ctevans-blog1]

Oh, thank you. I appreciate the effort and can’t help for anything but that. So, well, thank you again.

[letitgoronnie-blog]

People are dicks, I mean I know I’m sort of hot but like come on.

I mean it was alright.

[ctevans-blog1]

Some parents should work harder on teaching their children to keep their hands to themselves.

It was.

[wtverurlayouiteseitprobably-blog]

Speaking of which, how many weeks do you think I have to work here to save up enough to upgrade to the new iPhone? It’s the safest choice. Some people would say Ryan Gosling but I don’t find him very attractive. What?! You can’t pass along my gift, that would be very hurtful. I can’t believe you’d even think about that. I wouldn’t want it to be harmful to the environment but I’d prefer stylish over reliability. Good luck with that. I know I’m too needy to have an absent spouse, so I hope I don’t fall for a driver. Maybe a pilot, though. They’re hot. And I could be down with being alone if it meant free first class ticket– but then again, planes are dangerous. I don’t know. I might be overthinking this.

You’re such a puppy. I think I absorbed all evil off of you in the womb and you were left with only good things. Do we have to dress up? Because I don’t have time or money to shop for a sexy pirate costume, but I’d be happy to put eyeliner on you.

[ctevans-blog1]

Um, well, probably only two but then you’d have to think about a plan to buy your phone under. You didn’t bring a phone with you? I guess we could ask Alana what kind of body pillow she would enjoy. I was only suggesting giving my pillow away because I believe it’d get more use from someone else. I’d still, and am, appreciative of the thought of a gift. Most people seem to. I hope you fall for whoever is right for you. Well, I think you may be, but there’s nothing wrong with a little extra thinking.

I’m a puppy? Well perhaps, but, if you did absorb all my evil, wouldn’t that make you extremely evil and I’d never describe you as such.

[ctevans-blog1]

Do you want to get in the pants of any girls here?

What?

[tjclarington-deactivated2016052]

F2F || OPEN

Tyler was having fun. Maybe way too much fun, but everything was alright. He wasn’t going to fall of the boat. He had been walking around the boat with a beer on his hand and talking to some people, since he was still pretty new at the resort and he was still meeting some people, although he had some friends already. He knew his twin brother was around too, but he had no idea where he was. Tyler was wearing his pirate costume and after a while, he stopped and yelled “LET’S ALL TAKE SELFIES!!”

[ctevans-blog1]

The outing on the ocean turned out to be an interesting, yet fun, experience. It was almost unbelievable that an actual pirate ship was rented, and it was quite the sight. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves as far as it seemed and some even dressed up a bit. There had been a guy actually standing right in front of him dressed slightly as a pirate. Christopher was nearly about to comment on how his attire was fitting for the event but before he could, the faux pirate began to yell. Christopher nearly coward away at the idea of a selfie. In fact, he had never even taken one so this was hardly up his alley. “I’ll, um, have to pass on that. As fun as selfies, I am sure, well, are. I, well, will have to pass.” 

[louhummel-blog]

Are you messing with me? Of course there is. That exact combination is why the word ‘shy’ exists.

[ctevans-blog1]

No, I don’t like doing that. Messing with people seems mean. Oh, I am shy but I find it a lot easier to communicate through written word. I find people to be quite interesting.

[letitgoronnie-blog]

Someone just walked by me and felt me up, I swear I am not afraid to hit someone.

Also, this place is lame and I hate pirates. If I wasn’t afraid of being eaten I’d swim my ass back to land.

[ctevans-blog1]

Someone did that? Wow. Why would anyone ever want to harass someone? 

I don’t mind the theme of pirates very much and the lights outlining the boat are illuminating. 

[wtverurlayouiteseitprobably-blog]

Good thing my phone reminds me of things now, I’ll just make a note of it. I can’t think of anything better to get or give. Who should be on her body pillow? Maybe Brad Pitt, it’s impossible not to love her. I don’t know anything about cars. What’s a good car? Your future wife or husband might not be too happy with you spending so much time on the road. 

It’d just be some harmless jokes. People make asses of themselves when they drink and it’s fun to watch. Yes, thank you. I would always hold it against me if you didn’t go.

[ctevans-blog1]

Oh, right. Phones have become quite advanced. Brad Pitt seems like a good choice. I could always pass along the nice Chris Evans pillow you are buying me. There are a lot of nice cars. It really depends on what you are looking for when it comes down to it. There’s a big difference between reliability and stylish. Oh, and also the impact on the environment. Some cars burn through fuel very quickly. Well, I do hope whoever that may be would be very understanding of my interests.

Even harmless jokes would make me feel guilty. Alcohol has that impact, I’ve observed. You are welcome. I guess a pirate ship is pretty fun to be on. At the least, it’s a new experience.

[pezalexa-blog]

FACE TO FACE → OPEN.

[pezalexa-blog]

Although Kristy felt like she’d seen this guy around, she wasn’t entirely sure if he worked here or had simply been taking an extended Hawaiian vacation. She hadn’t seen him behind the bar, waiting tables, performing, nor anywhere around the pool, which were the areas most of the staff members tended to work. Regardless, Kristy was as chipper as ever, and grinned enthusiastically as he continued his compliment. “Thank you, I very much appreciate that.” For a moment, she wasn’t sure if he’d heard her question, and was about to ask again when he seemed to register it. “Coca-cola,” she nodded, “Coming right up!” It probably wasn’t permitted to take advantage of all of the amenities being free by getting drinks for the guests, but Kristy figured it’d be okay just this once. It was only soda, after all. Ordering a plain coke for him, and a jack and ginger for herself, Kristy took them with a grateful smile, then turned to hand his over to him. “There you go, one coca-cola on the house. Do you work here, by the way?”

[ctevans-blog1]

Christopher wasn’t sure if he had ever seen someone smile so much in his presence, besides his own family, of course. It was almost contagious and he had found himself slightly smiling in return. “You are very welcome,” he gave a small nod. “And thank you very much.” As she turned to order the soda for him, Christopher had realized he probably should’ve been the one ordering the drinks. He silent scolded himself but quickly did his best to shake it off when the singer had passed him his drink. “Thank you. Again.” Honestly, Christopher hadn’t expected the conversation to continue past his small compliment, but here the girl was striking up small talk. At least that’s what Christopher believed it was called. “Yes, I do. I’m the, uh, van driver. I drive people around in the resort van.” After the words came out, he had realized the job of van driver had been pretty obvious.