crime related rp starters:
trigger warning: mention of murder, guns, knives, violence, etc.
“i’ve never missed a target that close in my life. if i wanted to kill you, i would’ve.”
“should we kill him/her?”
“you’re lucky you’re not dead.”
“take this, it’ll help you relax.”
“i thought they killed you.”
“i’ll protect you, even if it kills me.”
“he’s/she’s dead. and they’re after you next.”
“wow! that’s some high quality stuff, man.”
“i bought it on the dark web.”
“someone’s after me. you need to help me.”
“really? you had to shoot him/her in the head?!”
“look at you shaking. you’ve probably never even held a gun before in your life.”
“do you know how to shoot?”
“i don’t regret any of it. even if i get caught.”
“you killed him/her. and now i’m gonna kill you.”
“i can’t just quit. not when you do what i do.”
“i’ve never seen so much weed in my life.”
“you bought from someone else, didn’t you?”
“you went drug dealing without me?!”
“there’s no way you paid for that.”
“why do i get the girl gun?”
“we’re going to prison, aren’t we?”
“you look tragic in orange.”
“if anyone hurts you, it will be the last thing they’ll do.”
“what are we gonna do with all this cash?”
“why didn’t tell me you’ve been in prison?”
“i’m too high for this right now.”
“stealing from a thief is the worst thing you can do.”
“we need to think this through if we don’t want to get caught.”
“it’s a good thing i have an amazing lawyer.”
“nothing turns me on more than guns.”
“you’re a killer, aren’t you?”
“it’s not as bad as it looks… or maybe it is.”
“i went to prison because of you!”
“i’ll get you out of this mess, i promise.”
“that’s not your blood, is it?”
“don’t point your gun at me.”
“till death do us part… or prison.”
“shit, the cops are here. we have to go now!”