Always keep a banana

22 / Italian / female. Potterhead, Starkid, Whovian, Tolkienian, and all that jazz. This is a safehouse blog; you'll not be judged for your opinion. Receiving messages makes my heart run faster.

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LotR meme: 2 deaths- 2/2: Theoden

I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed.

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Stygiomedusa Gigantea

For the first time ever, stygiomedusa gigantea, a gigantic jellyfish was caught on video by scientists in the Gulf of Mexico. There have only been 115 sightings of this deep sea jellyfish in the past 110 years.

[jakeenglishofficial]

#please arrest it

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it’s like a Dementor of the Seas…..

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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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you thinking that comment was necessary

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thinking

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wen u zoom in

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I love this post

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love

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It just keeps getting better

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overused captions

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This was honestly an adventure and I’m so glad this came up on my dash

[raggedick]

this was delightful

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@twone24 bruh look at this 😂😂😂😂

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Whoever reads this is automatically tagged. Sorry, you can’t escape this.

tagged by Izzy (I’m surprised you still remember me)

Name: Arianna 
Birthday: 16/07


Gender: Female 
Sexual orientation: hetero 
Height: 5′1 
Relationship status: Single


Zodiac sign: Cancer 
Any siblings: younger sister


Favorite colors: blue, green, black


Do I have pets: a canary


Favorite artists: what do you mean? Michelangelo and Raffaello? Tchaikovskij? Artist is a general word. be specific please. 
What time do I wake up: 7.30 am, if my flatmate’s alarm at 5.30 doesn’t wake me up first 
What time do I go to bed: 10.30-11pm 
What type of phone do I have: wiko bloom

[halpurts]

jemma simmons + tumblr tags ➥ requested by jemmaswan

[grimphantom2]

Continuing with my “Horror Movie Suggestions” i will now suggest a movie that everyone will have a good laugh

Young Frankenstein (1974)

The movie starts with  Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (played by Gene Wilder) who tries his best to avoid his grandfather’s footsteps,  Baron Beauvort von Frankenstein.

He’s in so denial of his heritage that  Frederick insists that his surname is pronounced “Fronkensteen”. After a solicitor informs him that he inherited his grandfather’s castle in Transylvania, Frederick had no choice to inherit the castle. When Frederick arrived, a mysterious man awaits him which he calls himself Igor(played by Marty Feldman) a hunchbacked, bulging-eyed servant

Frederick also meets his young  personal assistant, the very hot Inga(played by Teri Garr)

Upon arrival at the estate, Frederick meets the forbidding housekeeper Frau Blücher (played by Cloris Leachman) whose name, whenever spoken causes horses to rear up and neigh madly in fright lol

While looking at the surroundings, Frederick soon gets curious of his grandfather’s work that once thought brought shameful and being ridiculed.

Frederick is now inspired by the notes of his grandfather that he wants to finish what he started……what Frederick doesn’t realize, his humiliation has just begun.

This is a classic Comedy horror that Mel Brooks ever come up with.

All the characters are very likable and funny. From Frederick himself, to Igor

Inga also has her moments

The main antagonist(if you even call him that)  Inspector Kemp (played by Kenneth Mars)

 I think you guys all remember Mr. Mars  as the voice of King Triton from The Little Mermaid to Otto, Francis’s father in law from Malcom in the Middle. Heck even as the voice of Dr. Gunter Hunter Hanker from Freakazoid, of the episode Candlejack

Lets not forget the Creature(played by Peter Boyle)where he shown both comedy and drama of roles from the 1970 film Joe to a classic episode of The X-Files

The guy was just hilarious as the creature and you think that he was more normal than the entire cast from the movie XD

Guess who’s this guy? Can you?

No?

Gene Hackman! He plays the Blind Hermit who gives the creature one of the worst moments of his life lol

If you don’t want to get scared this month and want to see something funny, Young Frankenstein is highly recommend. You will just laugh your ass off on what the characters do and making reference of classic Frankenstein movies.

[spottytonguedog]

YES YES AND YES. GO WATCH. If you haven’t seen it WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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[staypulp]

Pasolini intervista Ungaretti in “Comizi d'amore”, 1965

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See you next time

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1PtKvvC

by Briar_Rose7

I was sort of trying to make a promptathon related to my exams, but it didn’t really work out (and neither did my exams), but I did get this one prompt, and I tired my best with it.

The prompt was: “Belle is a hairstylist, Milah convinced Rumple to colour away his grey stripes.”

Words: 1163, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Belle (Once Upon a Time), Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold

Relationships: Belle/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold

Additional Tags: This started with a prompt, And I honestly have no idea if I’ll write more of this

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1PtKvvC

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buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected

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[dreamingstarkly]

#what do you mean you don’t know how to punch? you’re jacked dude! #hey making dough isn’t easy! these are the result of grating carrots for carrot cake! (via captainofalltheships)

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As i’ve said before when I saw this post:

buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson AND Vin Diesel as the bakery owners who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his THEIR shop and have to be protected

[toodrunktofindaurl]

I’m on board.

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he give the smol kiss

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Robert Carlyle Characters + Name Meanings ½

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“What’s your favorite part about comic con?”

“The door.”

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How is this SO MUCH HOTTER in black and white?????!???

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RIGHT?

[ceeyoutea]

#supportive vision!rumple the sidekick to dark swan is currently one of my favourite things #’should i take over the world today rumple?’ #’you can do this dearie you know you can!’ #’should i wreak a little havoc on storybrooke today rumple?’ #‘YES YOU SHOULD DEARIE’ #’should i tell everyone how much they failed me & how much i hate them rumple’ #’don’t be shy dearie OF COURSE’

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The four horsemen of the apocalypse 

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This is an amazing idea and gifset. I love it.

But I’d also reorder it slightly.

War, yes, War suits Gryffindor well. Fighting and dying for beliefs; fighting and dying for nothing; drafted into bloodshed and fire by bravery or chivalry or neither. Some take joy in this; some are burdened beyond repair. There was a cause, somewhere; there was good, somewhere; there was a reason for all this, somewhere. Oh, you’d have to be brave to live through this. Red and gold. Gold like armor and glory; red like blood and reality.

But Famine and Hufflepuff? No. Famine is Ravenclaw, ever-hungry for knowledge, constantly starving for more and more and more, almost feral for fulfillment. Where is the wisdom in the world? The truth? Nothing is true; nothing is enough; all there is to devour is worthless scraps. Blue and bronze. Bronze like a set of scales tipping and found wanting; blue like the infinite that never satisfies… never gives the answers.

Thus Pestilence is not Ravenclaw. Pestilence is Slytherin, sick with clever plans and cunning potential and corrupting desire. Ambition spreads like a sickness, a plague of greed and an illness to the soul. Maybe some might call it cruel, but here among friends it’s simple cunning at work. Green and silver. Silver like the sheen of glazed eyes; green like the complexion of infection.

And so Death is not Slytherin. Death is Hufflepuff. It is a hard work; it is a work that is never done. But someone must do it, and do it fairly - do it justly - do it well… perhaps even kindly. Everyone is equal here - in the end - a bunch of duffers. Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot… And treat them just the same.” Yellow and black. Black like loss of sight as the air leaves your lungs; yellow like the flowers that’ll grow over your grave.

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Let’s face it: Terry Pratchett’s version of Death was totally a Hufflepuff.