[SMS –> Angry Mexican Guy]: You’re asking too much of me, Mendoza. [SMS –> Angry Mexican Guy]: I am, after all, an appreciator of fine looking things. You do realize that, right? [SMS –> Angry Mexican Guy]: You should be flattered, you put everyone else to shame!
[Msg -> Pain in the Ass]: Flattered isn’t the word I’d use.
[Msg -> Pain in the Ass]: I’m scared to know how long you’ve been appreciating.
[Msg -> Pain in the Ass]: And pick up a Spanish dictionary or something!








