"Ow!" He rubs his head.
"But it's KNIVES! C'mon, at least let me drown him in the toilet, it'd be funny!"

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"Ow!" He rubs his head.
"But it's KNIVES! C'mon, at least let me drown him in the toilet, it'd be funny!"
All of the assassins: *kill lots of people*
Me: My children I must protect them. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@silverandlieutenant
“Yeah, I’ll be sure to squeeze REAL hard.”
@cakotopia
“I swear to God I’ll suck your goddamn dick if you shoot him right now!”
“Binary...? What, like those little white things in the ocean back on earth?”
“Eggs... Ya mean like ‘omelets’? Maybe they meant ‘omelet position’ an’ jus’ said it wrong.”