cucumber-in-mourning

she/her | minor | I can’t like anything a normal amount

[notahorseindisguise]

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

[calla-tuoleimi]

even mr chloe gong knows about gallopei neighsanna i'm dying

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[typingwithmyhandstied]

I really need to stop solving all my identity crisises with "it doesn't matter. I'm just me. Who cares?" But it is also so true so---

[winged-void]

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

[kitschyfemme]

guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this

[technofinch]

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

[piratedog64]

"you sure do make a lot of jokes about sex for an ace person-" that's because sex is a joke to me

[songbirdzmoon]

I so very desperately need book recommendations with a main couple like Phoebe and Silas 😩 they are my fav couple dynamic and I need more!!

[feminist-space]

I don't want to ask AI a question. I don't want AI to write my sentences for me, at all ever. I don't want AI search bars to be the default and I don't want them to be in such a way that I can't opt out. I don't want this kind of AI in my life and there is no such thing as AI art, there is only theft of art from human artists by AI scrapers. I don't want any of this, I hate it. Maybe in a world that isn't driven by tech bro capitalism we can see machines doing all the dangerous inane things so humans can be free to pursue life and creativity. But that's not what's happening right now and I hate it.

[o-lanterns]

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

[stan-uris-official]

I need to prove a point to my mom. Reblog if you can realize you’re asexual/aromantic in your teens.

[redpandarascal]

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

[81darwinism]

ALISA AND ORION 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[ntrlily]

they should invent a 9-5 where its only 3 hours instead of 8

[woman-becomer]

STACY'S MOM HAS

GOT IT GOIN ON

SHES ALL I WANT

I'VE WAITED SO LONG

notes for stacy:

she cannot see

she's not the one for me

moral conundrums I'm contemplating:

might be wrong

definite truths

in love with stacy's mom. (me)