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Keep On Running
Steve Harrington x Fem! Reader
Iâve written most of these recent fics and drabbles over the course of a few days. Thatâs why thereâs a bit of a fic dump. I hope you all enjoy!
Spit it Out
Unburned!Vader x rebel!reader
TW: cursing, manipulation, SA and harassment, abuse, kidnapping, age gap (5 years), no happy ending.
I donât proof read <3. Enjoy this is 1.5k words! Lmk what you think.
The Beginning: Ice Cold
The transport ship wad unforgivingly cold. The metal cold against my hands. The cargo pants and black Henley did little to keep me warm. They confiscated my jacket because it kept on setting off the censor. I bet they are going to burn it. My shoes are the only thing successfully keeping me warm. The draft from the air vent made it worse. I could feel the shiver leave a trail of goosebumps in its wake as it traveled down my back. The interior design lacked any originality and was purely for function (its grey sheet metal). The stormtroopersâ uniform face masks prohibited any sort of human interaction because of the fear they inflicted, and all of the regular people around me, including myself, were too afraid to utter a word. The icy stares from the other passengers didnât help either, I could feel them sizing me up. I sat on a bench in the corner replaying my task given to me from my superiors back on base: gain intelligence on ship and weapon blueprints under the ruse of being a nurse. This was my first mission and I was mortified of a misstep because itâd cost me my life. Pretending to be a nurse would be the easy part. I have a degree in nursing and some experience so at least Iâm not going in completely blind.
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The lieutenant who escorted us off the ship and began the tour of the massive star cruiser droned on for what seemed like hours. Yet, I paid close attention to every word he spoke so I would know my way around. This information would be good if I need to sneak around or run or hide, plus, I donât want to look like an idiot on my first day. I donât want anyone to think I am incompetent. Once we turned the corner, the lieutenant froze, and bowed to the figure. The entire aura of the room changed, it went from stale to a stand still. Not even the air moved, it was as if the moment was slow motion. All of the other new hires bowed and I followed. He was tall, fierce yellow eyes, and a lightsaber. I couldnât see his face though. The figure ignored the lieutenant as if he was inconsequential. The lieutenant rose. He released a breath, a shaky, shallow breath and continued the tour.
The inside of the ship was nicer than the transport ship; the walls had an industrial design and blinding fluorescent lights, it was equally as uninviting though. The floors were large matte black tile. The halls were filled with stormtroopers either running drills or patrolling, you were always being watched. This mission is going to be harder than I thought.
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The medical bay was the exact opposite of the rest of the Cruiser. It was white and light, not dark and industrial like the rest of the ship. Blue, green, red, and yellow lights from the medical machines reflected vibrantly off the plain walls. The beeps of the machine were rhythmic and soothing. The tiles a pristine white: shined to perfection. My shoes made soft taps against it. This is the only familiar thing here. Soldiers laid one to a cot in rows of five and separated by a white slightly transparent curtain.
The head nurse was a very delightful. Her instructions were vague and contradictory, her voice was raspy from smoking, she smelled like an ogre. She droned on and on about procedures. I listened to every word though, every painful dull word because maybe sheâd say something useful. She eventually did.
âEvery 1 Monday, all of the higher ups including the chancellor and lord Vader come for a medical check. The stress of the job they do to protect us is nothing to sneeze at.â She says plainly. I canât believe she buys into this. Maybe sheâs been surrounded by it for so long itâs ingrained into her way of thinking.
âYeah well we canât let them get sick on the job now can we?â I say, trying to sound cheerful. She just gives me a look of grimace and rolls her eyes.
âYou are on night shift. All of the fresh me start on it. And you arenât special. Iâd go eat dinner and shower. You have two ours to get yourself together. Donât be late or Iâm going to have to write you up,â she instructs. She really is a ray of sunshine.
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Dinner was the blandest meal Iâve ever had. The meat was plain, the Mac and cheese wasnât completely hydrated, and the broccoli was shriveled. I decided the vending machine was a safer food choice.
âYou know, that isnât a real meal,â I male voice said. I look beside me and see a young man. His hair is jet black and slicked back. His eyes a warm amber, his nose was slightly pointed. His skin was gaunt and he had under eye bags. His uniform was grey with a few red and blue squares on his chest: they looked like pins.
âAnd the cafeteria food is?â I ask rhetorically. His smile is short, sharp, and almost rehearsed. Like years of following orders has created this appeasing smile.
âThatâs what all the new hires think,â he says, rolling his eyes playfully. He leaned against the machine with his hands in his pockets. âYouâll get used it allâ, he says. His voice is smooth like the silk from a spider, creating a web I could easily fall into.
âI donât think I will,â I responded plainly. I have no care for a real conversation with this guy. I turned my body back to the vending machine selecting a protein bar and a smoothie. Hopefully this is good.
He laughs. He clearly doesnât care for my wanting of him to leave me alone. âWell Iâm Sergeant Cassian Floke. And you?â He asks coolly. Heâs quite persistent, itâs extremely annoying. Maybe heâs able to help me. It might just be easier to play along.
âIâm y/n l/n. Itâs a pleasure to meet you Sergeant.â I respond, a small polite smile plagued my features. God, I hate this.
âOh wow, look whoâs being nice,â he teases. I think Iâd rather gouge my eyes out than continue this painful conversation. I have a mission, a job to do. I canât waste time like this.
âHaha. Who would have thought. Iâve gotta get to work, you know, newbie night shift. Iâll being seeing you Sergeant,â I excuse myself. Turning before he can respond and walking away as fast as possible.
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The night shift wasnât horrible. All the patients were asleep, I just gave them their night meds, filled out charts, did inventory: it was so boring. The medbay had one window. It was pretty large in height and length. I could see every star: little white, yellow, and blue sparkles decorated the sky elegantly. I could get used to this view.
The door opened with a sudden whoosh. I whipped my head as fast as I could, breaking my trancing and jumping up. âH-hello, can I have you name?â I say scrambling for my clipboard. I look to look at whoâs here, it a man, the same one from the hallway. Now, however, I can see his face, heâs good-looking, sandy blonde hair, yellow eyes, olive skin, and a gnarly scar starting at his brow and ending on his cheek. The man doesnât answer and just sits down. He lifts up his sleeve to show his robotic arm. Well thatâs a surprise. I wonder how he lost it. Where the skin and metal meet is irritated and infected. The skin had red splotched and puss.
âStop staring and start working,â he dictated. His face lacked all compassion, it was a cold void of disgust, pain, and anger. I nod in response and grab all the supplies and put it on a cart. I roll it over to him. His intimidating yellow eyes followed and analyzed my move as if I was a threat or could become one.
âCan I please have your arm?â I ask politely. He doesnât respond and give me his arm. As I disinfect, clean, and apply antibiotics, his face remains stone. I know this stings and burns, how is he not reacting? I finish quickly. As soon as I finished wrapping him, he pushed past me and left without a word.
Spit It Out
Unburned!Vader x Rebel!Reader
Coming soon! 12/5/2025
Knowledge you should have before reading
Age Gap: Vader is 29 and the reader is 24. This is just so she is mature and Vader is deeper in his darkness. Also it just makes sense if yn is older for the plot. I also kinda want an age gap.
SA and Harassment: I will at least mention these things, I donât know how much in detail Iâll write just because SA can be triggering for me. This will come later in the story so I have time to think about it. The assault will never be crucial to the plot and can be skipped. ďżź
Kidnapping and abuse: the kidnapping and abuse however are important to plot and character development. I will put warnings and before and lyk when itâs over.
Reader: the reader is a female just because it is easier for me to write things from a girls perspective because I am one. She grew up on a farming planet but went to coresaunt for nursing school. She got involved with the rebel movement when she found out the empire killed her family in a raid. Im going to try my best in the medical scenes with the gore to get the things correct but I canât promise I will.
Gore: battle wounds, self-defense wounds, wounds from abuser, etc.
Vader: he is not a softy in this book. Vader is going to be canon Vader except he didnât get all ugly on mustafar. Padme is dead though and they were romantic. They had Luke and Leia but he doesnât know they exist. He will have a small weakness for you though as your relationship grows.
This story will not have a happy ending. I feel like thatâs important to disclose. I will be writing long chapters with few updates. I will link chapters here too!
I love to hear opinions and requests so just lmk what yall think.
Me waiting on y'all to make them stranger things fics
'tis the damn season | h. christensen
pairing : famous actor!hayden christensen x ex!reader
summary : years after hayden left for the silver screen, he returns to his hometown amidst the holiday joy. his plans for a short little stay in canada are ruined when he runs into you once againâŚ
warnings : angst :c
notes : this is so bad and rushedâbut whatever bc itâs angst!!
Alright poll results show the unburnt Vader x undercover!reader has won!!! So thatâll be my main story. I do take requests though for one shots so please hmu!!!
OMG I watched the four conjuring movies.
Tell me why ed warren is so fine and the perfect husband
Like I need that!!!
Please recommend good fanfics đđŠ
So I have a few ideas for a character /Hayden fanfic
vader dies in ep 6 he is taken back to the CW. He can undo it all w help of yn
Unburned!vader x yn where she an undercover rebel or smth of that nature
Hayden/clay x yn where she is an normal person and doesnât know who he is
Scott/sam x yn friends to lovers in school/ mount horizon
WHY MUST I BE PUNISHED!?
I have been scrolling NON STOP FOR THE PAST 40 MIN AND ALL I FIND IS SMUT
All I want to do is read some angst or other wholesome stuff AND NOT SMUT. Can I just for once enjoy crying in heartacke and not see a smut warning.
ARE YOU GUYS REALLY THAT HORNY!?!?đŚđ
You still love me anyways
pairing - sam monroe x fem!reader
summary - It's getting harder for Sam to hide his true feelings, but he'll do it anyways for you.
wordcount -Â 2k
a/n - getting this out a little later than I'd like </3
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Take Me to the Moon, Skywalker.
Chapter 1
Note- Hi, its been a long time since I've written anything. I made this new blog just to put this here. Please be kind. This is just a cheesy Clone wars era Anakin x reader fic.
POV: You and Anakin are both Jedi fighting in the Clone Wars for the Republic. You've been friends for a few years now, and suddenly, start to get closer. This fic is SFW for now.
Word count: roughly 2000
(Chapter 2)
(Chapter 3)
This is the second part to the series Iâm writing. Lmk what yall think!! What I should write etc.
Part 1
chapter 2
grievances
anakins pov
âMaster, do we really need to work with her?â Ashoka, my young padawan asked. She's a young Togruta with orange skin, white facial markings, and blue-and-white striped lekku and montrals (the head-tails and horns distinctive to her species).
âyes snips.â I say aggravated.
âBut I hear sheâs so boring and rude. I don't understand why we need to work with her!?â she exclaims. I agree with her, I don't see why we need a babysitter. However, I am inclined to agree with the council. I've recently learned to pick my battles with them.
âI don't know snips. Here she comes now. Be polite,â I ordered. She rolls her eyes and gives me a condescending smile.
âHi, itâs really nice to meet you guys. Iâm sorry I'm a little late.â y/n gave a small apologetic smile. She looked disheveled, her hair was still damp from I'm assuming her shower, her robes were wrinkled, and she looked like she had leftover makeup under her eyes. Was this really the jedi that was supposed to babysit me? I don't need her.
âYeah, donât make a habit of it. Let's finish loading up this ship so we can get this over with,â I say shortly. I walk past her, my shoulder just barely missing hers. For someone so highly regarded she is completely unprofessional. So far I'm the one babysitting her. She better live up to her reputation.
The clones helped us load the ship, Rex, my captain always made sure my wants were done before i even said them. He's a great soldier, and an even better man. the ship was small, enough for six: 3 jedi and 3 soldiers. as i made my way to the cockpit i see y/n putting but the controller in my pilotâs chair. She mustâve heard me come in because she started speaking to me almost immediately.
âI'm putting in the coordinates. donât worry iâm not gonna steal the pilotâs chair generalâ she responds. I swear she could almost read my mind. I don't respond. I walk over and look at the numbers.
âthese are wrongâ i inform, âstep aside and iâll put them in.â I am about to stand beside her and move her out of my way when she retorts: âno, they are correctâ. I scoff. âno they arenâtâ.
She stands abruptly. her eyes peering into mine, a mix of distaste and annoyance. âFine. then you do itâ turns on her heels and walks out the cockpit. thank the force. I cannot stand her. I type the coordinates and realize she was right.
I brush it off and continue to set up the ship to take off. The flight crew on the tarmac gives me a signal that I am good to take off. I hear the door open and can feel snips walk in. She plops in the copilot chair. âThis is going to be a nightmare.â she states plainly.
âyeah no kidding.â I respond, raising the ship and flying to our destination: Predorea.
The whole flight I could feel y/nâs emotions. Every single one. Most was fear, which I couldnât understand why. She is a jedi, and this is a simple mission. Maybe she isnât all that her reputation precedes her. I wouldnât be surprised because currently she isnât living up to it. Then, her mood changes to happiness, I can hear her cackling in the hallway. I turn on autopilot and see what in hell sheâs laughing about. As soon as I step out, I see Rex animatedly telling a story to her. As soon as Rex sees me he straightens up.
âGeneral Skywalker, I didnât see you there.â
âPrepare for landing, we will be arriving in an hourâ
Rex nods silently and walks away, not before giving y/n a smile. She smiles back.
âYou know,Rex is so funny! He was telling me a story about you,him and Ahsoka on some mission with a giant worm.â she says breathlessly, wiping tears from her eyes.
âYeah, hilarious.â
âyeahâŚâ she says awkwardly, âIâm going to go find something to do.â With that, she gets up and walks away.
âyou were right about the coordinates,â I say. almost silently. I hate swallowing my pride, I hate being wrong.
âoh uhm okayâ she says with a small smile and walks away.
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Established relationship fics are great and all, but I am such a sucker for slow burn friends to lovers fics. Maybe itâs the hopeless romantic in meâŚ
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