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It's coming...

#Halloween #1978 #John Carpenter #Horror

It's Sunday Afternoon Slasher time! Join us in watching the 1988 shot-on-video "classic" Phantom Brother!

#Phantom Brother #1988 #shot on video #horror #slasher

It's the weekend! One of the great cult film heroes of all time invites you to strut it out.

#Buckaroo Banzai #Cult Film #Strut #Friday #The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

Question of the day: did you know there were this many Amityville Horror movies?

#the amityville horror #Amityville #Horror #Shlock #Sequels #Cult Film

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Two Legends

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We here at the Cult Crypt support this awesome team-up. But where's John Saxon?

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Gene Hackman looking a little ragged in Night Moves (1975)

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He wanted to keep the mustache to play Lex Luthor. Would that have made Superman IV better or worse?

Things you will notice here:

1. Jerry Goldsmith is working very hard to mask the fact that there is next to nothing going on in this movie. After The Motion Picture he was very good at this job.

2. The name of the mystical Eden is Sha Ka Ree? Did you really want Sean Connery that badly?

(We're gearing up for a Final Frontier screening in the near future! It has to be seen so that you can understand what God needs with a starship...)

#star trek #the final frontier #William Shatner #cheese

Space Mutiny is one of the best skewering jobs that Mystery Science Theater ever did, and much of that comes from the ever-changing names of the main character. We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

#MST3K #Space Mutiny #big mclargehuge

Posters from the truly strange film career of director Joseph Sargent. How does one go from The Taking of Pelham One Two Three to Jaws The Revenge in fifteen years?

#Joseph Sargent #jaws the revenge #the taking of pelham 123 #One Spy Too Many #Goldengirl #Nightmares