Benjamin Cucumberpatch

Judy. 16. please talk to me i wont bite, im a vegetarian.

[rhosetyler]

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

[matt-smiths-deactivated20150324]

[hipstersbleedroses]

#CAN SHE BE CAPALDI’s COMPANION PLEASEEEEE????

[apocalyptic-tea]

#no#she can’t#because a companion whose first response is ‘the doctor will save me’ isn’t a companion i want to watch#sure#she gets her head out of her ass#but at least twice in this episode#she responds to tension with ‘the doctor will save me’#are you fucking kidding me?? (via elenul)

Okay I’ve seen this critism of her a lot but personally I think that’s EXACTLY why she’d make such a fucking amazing companion. I think one thing that’s been forgotten about Doctor Who in the recent era of witty, “sassy” ladies with guns is that not everyone knows they’re strong. Not everyone has the kind of confidence Clara has (which in my opinion is just because she’s not fleshed out enough to be anything but confident, but that’s another argument for another day).

I’m tired of one-dimensional strong women. I WANT to see a woman who’s first reaction is “Doctor save me”. And THEN, I want her to grow and realize she can save herself, hell even save him. Because that’s what Doctor Who is supposed to be. Discovering the strength in yourself, an ordinary girl. Not impossible, not after waiting. Just a regular, dorky, anxious young woman who finds her own courage. 

[biromanticdanielsousa]

[thedayofthedetective-deactivate]

[tenxrosetyler]

I think this is it. I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

#god fuckin bless#MOFFAT WE DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR DOCTOR-ORIENTED SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE CHARACTERS OKAY#NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND WITH THE DOCTOR FOR AGES#AND BEING SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE THEMSELVES IS WHAT MADE US LOVE THEM#WE COULD RELATE TO THEM#AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE AMY AND RORY THE LOVE TRIANGLE BIT WAS A REALLY LAME CHARACTER ARC SORRY#YOU COULDA SKIPPED RIGHT PAST AMY HAVING TO OVERCOME HER ATTRACTION TO THE DOCTOR TO HER BEING A BAMF BUT NOPE#I’M GONNA CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE#AND WE DON’T GET TO KNOW CLARA REALLY #BECAUSE SHE KEEPS DYING#SHE HAS ZERO BACKSTORY BESIDES A LEAF #AND SOUFFLES#AND I CAN FEEL HER POTENTIAL GREATNESS#AND MOFFAT JUST KEEPS SQUASHING IT BY KILLING HER#WE DON’T GET TO KNOW CLARA WE GET TO KNOW THAT SHE WAS BORN FOR THE DOCTOR AND DIES FOR THE DOCTOR JUST LIKE RIVER#RIVER WHO WAS GREAT BUT DIDN’T GET A LIFE#SHE GOT DOCTOR-KILLING TRAINING CAMP#AND THEN GOING OPPOSITE WAYS THROUGH THE TIMELINE WITH THE DOCTOR#AND KILLING THE DOCTOR #LONG TAGS SHORT FUCK YOU MOFFAT#YOU CAN WRITE A DECENT MONSTER BECAUSE MONSTERS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE EMOTIONS OR LIVES OR STORIES#THEY DON’T HAVE PERSONALITIES #COMPANIONS DO #THE DOCTOR DOES#AND THE SHOW DESERVES A BETTER HEAD WRITER THAN YOU (tags via the-fandoms-are-2spooky)

[kirkspocks]

[ughbenedict]

#you can pinpoint the exact moment he decides to back off

[vaginal-diabetus-deactivated201]

It’s both of them.  It’s John steeling himself up for what everyone knows Sherlock wants to confess, going still and stoic and shutting down emotionally like only John Watson can do.  

It’s Sherlock noticing John’s distress and being unable to say it out loud.  It’s two men very very afraid of giving this thing definition and not being allowed to pursue it completely.  One thinks he’s off to die, the other has made a bed and decided to lie in it.  

And Sherlock says nothing because if you don’t say it out loud, then there is some sort of self-preservation to it all.  

[walonsy]

No! Please, don’t!

[melislostinthestars]

#every acting award ever #i know a lot of people criticise ten for being whiny and difficult and bratty in this scene #i feel that those who do have pretty much completely missed the entire arc of ten’s character development #of all the new!who doctors he is the most painfully perfectly HUMAN incarnation #nine is the battle-weary scarred alien destroyer of civilisations. #eleven is a dorky alien dude with a penchant for hats and a dark streak the size of an oncoming storm. #not that ten doesn’t have his alien or oncoming storm aspects. he does. but predominantly he is HUMAN. #he was born from sacrificing himself as nine to save rose. he was born BECAUSE of her.#throughout his entire story arc ten delights in humanity. so many times he WANTS to be human. to take that slow path with rose. #at one point he even IS human in the family of blood storyline. #and he is TERRIFIED - as we all would be - of disappearing. of course as a timelord he doesn’t die. #but HE - as ten. as the man who loved rose and martha and donna. - HE won’t exist anymore #of course he rails against it like any human would. he wants to cling on to life. the life he knows. his identity. his humanity. #and this is his reward? oh baby. #so he rants and raves and is sadly startlingly painfully human. and then that last gif. #he pulls himself back. he KNOWS he’s being whiny. he knows that in the bigger scheme of things he still lives.#so he gets on with it. he was born for rose and now he dies for wilf. #he dies for wilf and he dies for DONNA. he’s giving her her granddad back. #and this is why i love ten. always and forever.(via virginiachance)

[usapotterfan]

Do not go gentle into that good night.

[cumbercollective-cumberbitch]

I just want everyone know that i didnt find out Benedict got married until like 2 mins ago and im actually freaking out i know nothing abt him

[felicemoonshine]

[twofoursixoones]

[raven-waves]

life lol

[meaganmacabre]

ouch

[zeldazonked-deactivated20131025]

[living-for-the-cumberbatch-deac]

[metricaprovince]

You’re in a series by Steven Moffat. No, it’s not.

[70srat]

enjolras: [shows basic human decency when éponine dies, tears up] straight people: oh my god!!!! look at that!! they must have been so in love w o w!!!

grantaire: [only stayed in the les amis because of enjolras, claimed to only believe in him, literally cHOSE TO BE SHOT ALONGSIDE HIM, AND DIED HOLDING HIS HAND] straight people: just guys being bros lol

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

grantaire knew he’d probably never win enjolras’s love but he figured it was worth a shot

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY COMPREHEND HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THAT

goddammit 

[cumbercollective-cumberbitch]

enjolras : why do you keep drinking from that bottle

grantaire : because it kills me more slowly than the venom from your lips

enjolras :

grantaire : i mean rED

[cumbercollective-cumberbitch]

Enjolras: I have created a revolutionary.

Grantaire: You've fucked up a perfectly good cynic is what you've done. Look at me. I'm having beliefs.

[leaderluck]

[waitinghopingliving]

#one of my favorite spn things ever is how genuinely offended castiel looks when dean compares him to a baby

Fun fact: Misha actually forgot his line here and so he just stared out the window so Jensen’s face is his genuine reaction.

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[falloutdreamer]

Destiel + text posts (again)