Left the Castle

I wish I knew, my dude

[rupunzell]

So obsessed with EPIC that it has me posting on tumblr for the first time in six years 💀

If you too are the kind of person who has a little too much fun with literary analysis, come rave about The Troy Saga with me 💃

[subconwell]

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

[youcouldmakealife]

ANNOUNCER: Next up is 'the biggest heartbreak feel'; JAKE: This one is mine, boys; JULIEN: Bitch please.

“…Liam Fitzgerald.”

Liam: I don’t want it.

[rupunzell]

Dad Jokes

Me: *Carrying a Court of Mist and Fury*

Dad: Oh, is that Sarah J Maas’s new book!

Me: Yes!

Dad: Wow, they just keep getting bigger and bigger.

Dad:

Dad: I guess you could say they have more

Dad:

Dad: Maas

Me: *Kicks the wall*

[yay-cats9]

my physics teacher kept us after class to show this to us-

and he said this was him in this post-

alright

[rupunzell]

@yay-cats9 i mean it’s maybe a long shot but my dad is a teacher and this is the text he sent me this morning. so idk dude but it’d be pretty hilarious if your teacher was in fact my dad

[queenbruv]

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

[whitepeopletwitter]

[commiegf]

one direction was right… she’s insecure

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[afractionofmyfantasy]

[etherealnik-archive]

mini edit 3 / ?? →  richard gansey iii

you will live because of glendower. someone else on the ley line is dying when they should not, and so you will live when you should not.

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[ladyeowyn]

…I’m yours and you’re mine, you’ve always been mine, and I have always, always belonged to you…

[amateur]

[non-newtoniangenderfluid]

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

Is that fucking hetalia

[anchovy-official]

[laundryandtaxes]

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

[marieduplessis]

#women are always erased from the history they help create

[snackwizard]

Reblog and tag what you really have flowing thru your veins i have hot cocoa

[bussyriott]

“we didnt start the fire” by billy joel but instead of pop culture references its iconic vine quotes