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Sorry for the absent
This blog is run by one person, and unfortunately I have been in the hospital due to health concerns, I will be posting regularly starting Wednesday. Sorry for the absence.
Live. Laugh. Fuck.
J
Getting Caught mastrubating
Everyone gets caught masturbating, but that doesn't make it any easier when it happens. I am going to give you two stories about when I was caught masturbating, one handled the right way, one the wrong way. Enjoy
The first time I was caught touching myself it was my mom who caught me. I was 17, just realizing I had a sexual side to me, and I would get off as much as possible, sometimes 10 times a day. I was on my bed, and she came in, saw my hands down my pants, and gave me a look of complete disgust. Then, she sat on my bed, when I wished she would just leave and told me rubbing my clit was wrong, and it would make me pee on myself when I was older, (which is completely wrong ). If you are a parent and you catch your child rubbing one out, avoid eye contact and leave the room. You feel embarrassed the kid feels embarrassed, and it is best to wait until he or she is comfortable to talk to you about it, that they come to you to talk about it.
The second story I want to talk about is when my grandma caught me feeling myself. I had the door closed and had my eyes closed, imagining in my mind a hot guy dripping sweat was eating out my pussy. After some time, I feel like someone is watching me, and I open my eyes to see my grandma looking at me. I freeze and tell her, "I have an itch down there," and she doesn't say anything and walked away. This is an appropriate way to deal with the situation. She didn't make eye contact, and she left without saying a word. I still haven't discussed it with her, but we both know what I was doing. She didn't make it a big deal, and I felt less awkward about the situation.
Anyone else ever been caught? If you feel comfortable leave the stories in the comments below. Have you ever caught someone? How did you react?
Remember you can send me questions at [email protected] or http://www.cumgetintimate.com/contact/
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Ask J: How big is too big?
This question was submitted on my google page: Cum get Intimate
Dear J,
How long is too long for guys with big dicks for women?
Andrew
Dear Andrew,
It can vary for girls because the vagina itself varies in length from girl to girl. 12 inches is definitely too big but I would say the average size women could fit a penis size that is around 6 or 7 at the most. Any bigger and it can hit the opening of her uterus, which can cause bruising.
What do you guys think? Is there anything you think I am missing? Leave your comments on what you think about this question. If you have any questions you can email me at [email protected] or go to the ask J tab, and submit your question.
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J
Top 7 Tips on how to go Down on a Girl
Many many women wish men were better at going down on them. Many of my friends have actually stopped their man mid cunnilingus because he was making them uncomfortable, not horny. So here are my top 7 tips for when you are going down on a girl. Also there is a picture of a pussy below, so do not look at this while at work.
1. Ask her what she wants you to do. Many guys swirl their tongue all over the place hoping to hear a moan to know exactly where it feels good. Take the guess work out of it, and ask her what feels the best. Taking the guess work out of it means she gets to experience the pleasure she wants, and you get to make her go insane with pleasure, making it a win – win situation.
2. Focus on the Clit. It is rare for a woman to cum without the help of her clit. Wait until her pussy is dripping its juices everywhere and then lick or swirl or suck her clit. The clit is the ticket for any woman to get on the orgasm train, so use it wisely.
3. Use your fingers. Sometimes a guy will just lick and suck and probe the pussy with his tongue, and forget you can stick your fingers in her pussy, or even her ass if she is ok with that. When you put your fingers in her pussy make a “come here” motion inside her. This feels amazing, (I know from experience), and this motion will usually hit her G spot making her cum harder than she ever has before.
4. If she wants to, and likes to, use toys, then use them when you go down on her. This is where you can add some variety to your cunnilingus. One of the easiest ways to do this is by putting a vibrator in her pussy while you lick her clit. You can even fuck her with the vibrator by moving it. Don’t be afraid to use toys during oral. Here are a few examples of the many things you could do with the toys while you are going down on her:
a. Put vibrators on her nipples
b. Restrain her during oral
c. Use shock pads on her legs and pussy
d. Put a vibrator in her pussy and ass at the same time
Experiment with different toys to see which combo is enjoyed the most.
5. If you don’t like the taste of the pussy use a flavored lube, beer, or champagne. Sometimes you many think her pussy taste fishy and gross; and that’s ok. Use a flavored lube and it will help her pussy taste better. Put lube with a flavor you like on her pussy and like it up like a melting ice cream cone. Or you can put beer or champagne in her pussy and drink it up. The ph of beer and champagne is the same as the inside of the pussy so it will not hurt your partner. Also, you can get drunk enough to the point where the taste won’t matter to you anymore.
6. The longer you please her, the better her orgasm. Staying down there longer will make the orgasm better. For a woman, the buildup is as important as the orgasm, because the better the buildup the better the orgasm.
7. Don’t panic if you get a pube in your mouth. Nothing ruins the moment more than you suddenly sitting up and spitting a pube out of your mouth. Instead, just stop pleasing her for a moment, pluck the hair from your mouth and keep going. She has probably gotten your pubes in her mouth and she didn’t make it a big deal, so neither should you.
Those are my tips for a great cunnilingus. If you think I am missing any leave them in the comments below. Also remember you can email me your own questions at [email protected] or click the Ask J tab at cumgetintimate.com.
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J
Got this from nowthisnews on snapchat. I for sure agree
My First Time Giving a Blowjob
My first blow job was very bizarre to me. My boyfriend and I has been making out for a couple minutes, when his hand pushed my head down. I thought he just wanted me to kiss his chest, so I began existing his chest and nibbling on his nipples. He pushed my head lower and put the covers over my head. That's when I realized he wanted me to give him a blow job.
I panicked. I had never seen a dick in person and I didn't even know what he would want me to do. I slowly peeled back his boxers and was greeted by the smell of sweaty balls. The smell was so disgusting I almost threw up. I stared at his dick wondering what to do. In porn you see the girl put the dick in her mouth and move back and forth, so that is what I did. I just put it in my mouth and moved it back and forth.
The whole time the smell was killing me. I didn't find it hot at all. I felt gross. He came in my mouth without even a warning. His cum tasted as bad as his junk smelled, and when it was over I just rolled and he fell asleep. It was the worse blowjob of my life.
Below are a few of my tips on what to do to make a girl feel comfortable giving you a blow job.
Now guys, there is a better way to have a girl give up a blow up. Don't make it a guessing game, just tell her you want her to blow you. If you just tell her what you want things will go smoother, and it is hot for a guy to know what he wants.
Also, clean you junk. You don't want to smell fish when you go down on us we don't want to smell your sweaty balls. Keep things clean down there and I promise you, the blowjob train will just keep coming.
If your going to cum in her mouth, ask her if it is ok. Some girls do not want cum in their mouth, and women deserve the choice of swallowing or spitting. Talk to her about this before you give her a blow job. This way your guys are on the same page during the sexy part.
Finally dudes, always make your girl feel like the quarter back of a football team who won the Super Bowl. She gets your undivided attention for a little while. She just gave your dick undivided attention your can give her the same.
Anyone have blow job stories they are willing to share? How about blow job tips? If you do leave them in the comments below.
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J
Excitement in the Elevator
Every Saturday is Sexy Saturday where there will be piece of erotic pleasure for you to enjoy. Please enjoy the first installment below
Excitement in the Elevator
“Hold it open,” I screamed while running to the elevator.
I walked in, giving a head nod to the guy holding the elevator open for me. I looked at the phone in my hand and turned the screen on. 6:00pm. God I was happy to be going up to my apartment. Work was busy with deadlines, I wanted to go home, eat ice cream, and watch T.V.
CREAK. The elevator stopped. I looked up from my phone, and saw the only other person in the elevator was the guy who held the elevator open for me. The elevator was stopped but the doors were not opening. “Fuck,” I thought. “I want to go home.”
The guy turned to face me. “I think we’re stuck,” he said staring at me with eyes blue like a marble universe. He was 6 feet tall, black hair to his shoulders, and had a strong cheekbone covered with a five o clock shadow. Underneath his stretch white tee and tight black jeans, you could tell he had a Greek gladiator body.
I recognized him. He was the guy who moved into an apartment on my floor. I remember seeing him sweating and carrying stuff in the elevator to his new apartment the day he moved in.
“Didn’t you move in a little bit ago,” I asked him. “I live on the same floor. How do you like the apartment?”
“It’s a nice apartment,” he said back. His voice melted into my ears.
“Hello. Hello. We called the fire department. You guys are stuck between floors. Please remain calm while we get help.” The voice went silent.
‘You’re the girl in 5a right? I saw you leaving your apartment the other night dressed nice, and I mean your body looked amazing in the dress you were wearing.” The other night I had worn my little black dress which clings to my ass and shows my boobs and went out with my friends to get a drink. I don’t give any fucks when I party. I had been single for 6 months and I wanted someone to fuck my brains out. I dressed slutty trying to find a guy interested in my pussy. Still didn’t get any.
“Thanks,” I replied back blushing while moving my long curly hair away from my face, which at the same time exposed cleavage. It had been 7 months since someone fucked me, and I could felt my pussy start to pulse at the anticipating maybe getting to feel a dick inside it that day. “I was partying with my friends.”
“No boyfriend?,” the guy said smirking at me.
I laughed a nervous stupid bimbo laugh. “No no boyfriend. Been single for like 7 months now.”
“ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!! fire department speaking. We are trying to figure out how to get you guys out. The elevator is an older model and doesn’t have a camera. How many people are in the elevator?”
“Two,” the guy said moving closer to me.
“Can we hear the other person’s voice?”
“Hi,” I whispered. The guy took another step towards me.
“Ok we will be in contact with you in a one moment.” We heard a click and the voice was silent.
“My name is Jack,” He said leaning on the back of the elevator with me.
“My name is Alex,” I said back my breath already starting to get heavy.
“Beautiful name for a beautiful lady.”
“Stop laying it on thick you should be embarrassed for yourself,” I purred back.
“Sorry I jhave never seen anyone beautiful like you before, and today is the first time I’ve gotten to talk to you since I moved in. And you can’t say crap to me about trying to be smooth at least I’m trying to talk to you. Unlike you. When you see me you star at me with your mouth wide open.”
My face burned and I looked away from him. How did he know I stared at him? Anyone would stare. His fingers rubbed underneath my chin. He lifted it so my lips were level with his.
“But it’s ok cause I like it.”
“His lips pressed against mine and a fire starting burning inside me. My knees grew weak, my head was spinning, my vision was blurred, and my face became red like the passion bursting inside me. After 7 months no sex I couldn’t hold myself back. I grabbed his face and pulled him closer, opening my mouth, and inviting his tongue into my body. Our tonuges twisted and turned together, like the music and words from a love song. He grabbed my waist and pulled my body closer to his. His hands grabbed my size B breasts, squeezing them, trying to find the nipples hidden in my bra.
“I want you, let me have you,” he whispered in my ear while he undid my bra. I stepped back from him and took my shirt and bra off, dumping them to the ground. He ripped his shirt off and was ready to pounce on me.
We heard the click from the intercom turn on and he latched his mouth on my left nipple, driving me insane while his tongue massaged my nipple.
“Hello we are the fire department we have figured out what is wrong and we will get you guys out in around 10 minutes.”
“Ok,” I said hiding my ecstasy.
‘Everything ok,” the intercom replied back.
“Yep,” I breathed back. Soon the intercom was heard, and Jack looked up at me from my nipple. He let go from my nipple, and pushed his tongue on my skin going up my body till it reached my lips. I sighed in ecstasy when his tongue left my skin.
“We don’t have much time. You want this so fucken badly just like I do. Please let me fuck you. I want your body trembling in my hands while I fuck you hard with my cock.”
I grabbed his crotch and whispered in his ear, “Take me.” He yanked his and boxers off and at the same time I unzipped my pants and slid them off. I threw my panties to the ground, he grabbed my ass and he picked me up and leaning me on the back of the elevator. He grabbed his dick and started rubbing it on my dripping pussy. My pussy was dripping wet; it started dripping on the floor.
“Fuck me,” I wailed. He shoved his dick into my pussy. It was long and thick and with each trust it was going deeper and deeper into my pussy. My tits were shaking everywhere and his dick was hitting me right on my g spot.
“More! More! More please,” I screamed. A pure excited look spread across his face, and he started pounding me hard; my juices spraying everywhere. His dick was moving faster than any vibration I could get on my vibrator. I felt my orgasm exploding and screamed, “I’m coming!”. He sped up even more and I had the best orgasm of my life. My juices covered his legs my legs, the floor, and the walls. I couldn’t think of anything else but how good my body felt cumming. My body was still twitching in ecstasy.
He slowly lowered my body and he collapsed on the floor. I came too hard and I didn’t even realize he had his cum covering my entire stomach. We both laid on the cold floor naked and gasping for air. The click of the intercom made us both sit up.
“Hello again guys. We fixed the problem and the elevator will be moving in any minute. Thank you for waiting.” When the intercom turned off, Jack and I scrambled to get our clothes back on. I was half way dressed when the elevator started moving. We helped each other get dressed, and stood next to each other while the elevator doors were about to open.
“Come by my apartment tonight, and we can take our sweet time without worrying the room will start to move,” he said and the doors slid open and we walked out.
The firefighters greeted us while we walked out. “Are you guys ok,” they asked.
“Never better,” we said in unison walking past them, a smile on both our faces.
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