toujours frais

devon | 27 | m | toujours cum hortons 🍁

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[franksaidso]

anybody else feel like this all the time

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[ask-pacman]

sorry Pacman I playd your game many tjmes before and i was very bad and you died a lot I'm sorry Pacman can U forgive me sorry for the pain

I want you to feel worse then that

[hypnosigils]

[donotfollowthisaccount101]

[flipchild]

??

[segamascott]

[kristina100000]

love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me

[thesexiestselkie]

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[cumhortons]

anyway when i was like 10 i saw pete wentz' nudes and i got so lightheaded that i thought i was scared and i was convinced that i was afraid of naked men until i saw another one and then i was like oooooooooooooh. The Yearning Is A Sickness.

[cumhortons]

wtf do u mean my blog w the word cum in the url is flagged as mature ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[cumhortons]

what the hell is this website made out of. i just got a notification that i was mentioned in a post i remembered seeing but didn't actually remember replying to. notification disappeared when i checked it so i was curious. went and dug up the post in question using the words in the note preview and found that not only had i never replied to it but i never liked or reblogged it, even on a side or anything. so i just. got someone else's note? somehow? on a post i *had seen* but had never interacted with. uhhhhhhhh?????? how does tumblr function.

[cumhortons]

i feel like you're not getting this. i fully understand the social norms regarding raw onion. really, i do. and i sympathise with your position as a food service worker, beholden to the whims of hungry assholes who will rip your head off if you "ruin" their sandwich by using too many onions. i'm not angry with you. but i must impart with the utmost seriousness that i can promise you the scale of "not enough onions -> too many onions" that you currently possess is unequipepd to handle my needs. i need you to put enough onions on the sandwich that you're afraid i'll think you're joking. if i can take a single bite without tasting onions it is not enough. i need onions spilling over the sides of the bun like shredded lettuce. keep adding onions until you're sure it's too much and then put on a few more. i need more onions than cheese. more onions than meat. more onions than bread. give me a bowl of onions on the side. i can't stress enough sir that you NEED to put more onions on this thing.

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

[sunburnt-brian]