Yes Hello, I'm Cumshits

He/him, they/them || Psmp account!! || Stream Keyboardsmash by HairyTv || Dni if: Terf, homophobic, penis stan, Racist, ddlg blog/nsfw blog, don't like the psmp

[azulzstupidity]

Does anyone remember the penis smp

[cumshits]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the psmp. It is a wild thing to reminisce on

[ribbedpleasure]

put me in the little tikes electric chair for little tikes serial murder

[ribbedpleasure]

Hello?

HELLO??

[justadramaqueenfangirl]

This is a Tumblr fenomenon where you just had to be there.

The Psmp was the funniest thing to come out of 2021 Dsmp tumblr

[campyvillain]

mcyt fans will see an unrelated post and be like “ohmygoodness…this reminds me of how shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable were during the minecraft electric chair execution scene🥺”

[wakeywakeyprotocol]

Found the original penismp post so I could make sure my memory of it being the same person that made the salt route was right, it is in fact the same person lol

Can’t find the original salt route post rn but clicking @/beabigshot here leads ops blog. Funniest shit ever to me

[campyvillain]

mcyt fans will see an unrelated post and be like “ohmygoodness...this reminds me of how shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable were during the minecraft electric chair execution scene🥺”

[420technoblazeit]

MILFBOSS IS ON THE R/PLACEATLAS

HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT YOU GUYS. I WOUDL LIKE TO THANK T HE ACADEMY

[420technoblazeit]

thank you for your service. i will live on in the unconscious of redditors forever. syke i will never die

MILFBOSS????????

[milfboss]

hi

[brotherputrid]

[cumshits]

So uhhh I wanted to ask if anyone is planning to do some psmp projects...? I'm free for that, just for the nostalgia trip, haha. Hit me up if you have a project in mind!

[cumshits]

hi I'm still alive

[cumshits]

what the FUCK

[punzop-moved]

minecraft players dni banners for all your pointlessly preventative needs!!!! 😌

[punzop-moved]

@cyrenid you get it 😌

[egg-casket]

dw everyone i fixed it

[cumshits]

No. The acceptable version of minecraft is on the New Nintendo 3DS XL. Any other version is a pure dumpsterfire

[cumshits]

hi !! uh, i dont really know how to say this, but i was actually the one that created cumshits. like, im sure you wont believe me, and i really dont have proof other than owning the actual url and having a screenshot of the first time i ever mentioned him, which was in 420technoblazeit's discord.

i didnt ven know that this character was one of the main ones until like. an hour ago and honestly im kind of in shock ? like this was a shitpost character i made up with friends and to see him being in the cast ? insanely weird.

what im saying is, keep up the good work, and if you want the actual cumshits url, just let me know and id be happy to give it to you :]

((also could you pLEASE tell me what the fuck happened with the lore i just want to know what happened with my darling boy lmao))

holy shit they're onto us

[bootlegsmpshenanigans]

Petr and Milfboss. Now in color!!! reblog or live in fear of my power

[kitteqq]

tv head 

[hopefully-not-the-ghostbusters]

their reunion was so emotional I cried during this stream 🥺🥺🥺

[hopefully-not-the-ghostbusters]

he’s thinkin about healthcare >:(

[boygirlctommy]

@cumshitsofficial I’ve drawn u another boy