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[jasper-rolls]

[emilysmithyo]

HELP

I am in search of a post that I reblogged a while ago and thought I had saved, but I cannot find it. It is a photo set of several posters that show women in history (cleopatra, indira gandhi, hedy lamarr) and text in each that says “girls can’t _____” “actually we can”

If anyone knows what I am talking about and can help me track this post down I would really appreciate it! Thanks!

[emilysmithyo]

HELP

I am in search of a post that I reblogged a while ago and thought I had saved, but I cannot find it. It is a photo set of several posters that show women in history (cleopatra, indira gandhi, hedy lamarr) and text in each that says “girls can’t _____” “actually we can”

If anyone knows what I am talking about and can help me track this post down I would really appreciate it! Thanks!

[emilysmithyo]

HELP

I am in search of a post that I reblogged a while ago and thought I had saved, but I cannot find it. It is a photo set of several posters that show women in history (cleopatra, indira gandhi, hedy lamarr) and text in each that says “girls can’t _____” “actually we can”

If anyone knows what I am talking about and can help me track this post down I would really appreciate it! Thanks!

[emilysmithyo]

HELP

I am in search of a post that I reblogged a while ago and thought I had saved, but I cannot find it. It is a photo set of several posters that show women in history (cleopatra, indira gandhi, hedy lamarr) and text in each that says “girls can’t _____” “actually we can”

If anyone knows what I am talking about and can help me track this post down I would really appreciate it! Thanks!

[badjokesbyjeff]

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

“Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“I don’t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,” said the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“Well, these shirts are on sale this week,” declared the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines,” repeated the man.

“I still don’t know what you’re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,” offered the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,” insisted the man.

“These sweaters are top quality,” the salesgirl probed.

“No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“Our undershirts are over here,” fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.

“No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines,” the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, “Eso sí que es!”

“Why didn’t you just spell it in the first place?!” yelled the salesgirl.

[angel-withheart]

okay, this is funny

[hydro-homies]

A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

[bloodfreakpropaganda]

I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts… that´s double torture

[valtsv]

from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)

[valtsv]

moses when he leaves egypt and flees into the desert:

[valtsv]

moses returning to egypt:

[valtsv]

ramses: you can’t persuade me to let your people go

moses:

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

ramses: i’ll never let your people go

moses:

[jealously-deactivated20170927]

[rickmvx-deactivated20150128]

[sntg]

i think about this video a lot

[harperandmary]

Wtf is going on

[no-chill-at-all]

[roslips]

[agentoklahoma]

Mmm qué dices

[nikoblasto]

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

[durbikins]

[bnq]

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[vikkichu-deactivated20190624]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

[rarelove]

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