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Send me a đ§„ and my muse will pick an ugly festive sweater for your muse!
Multis remember to specify muse(s)! Send [ Sweater ] if you can't see the emoji.
Send a đïž (or "Eye" if you can't send the emoji) and my muse will reveal one item they keep with them.
looking at some of the tags on my memes and this one i think is my favorite
from this meme and let me just say
i had not heard of 'right in front of my salad' when the meme was created because the porno had only been out for three months
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i love y'all keep up the hilarious tags
send đ» for your muse to take mine to Build-A-Bear
send đ»ââïžâfor your muse to ask mine to take them to Build-A-Bear
send "who is this?" for my muse (receiver) to introduce your muse (sender) to my muse's child
-- if sender/receiver is a multimuse be sure to specify the muse(s)!
send "is this seat taken?" for your muse to sit in mine's lap
Add đ for your muse to be stark naked
Fam I am screaming Iâm going through the 40k+ notes on the âsize differences in shipsâ post and apparently there was a whole debate about The Enterprise vs the Millennium Falcon in the notes at one point yâall
Iâm gonna say this loud
I would rather wait and get a good reply than have you rush out something I canât work with
I would rather get back a well-thought out paragraph reply than get back one sentence that gives me nothing but your muse reacting to or responding to what mine did. I donât care how long I have to wait if it means getting a quality reply.
scenarios for starters
bored with the usual coffee shop or classroom meet-cute? send in âsomething differentâ for me to use this generator for a randomly generated, smutty scenario to use for a starter or drabble inspiration!
for multimuse blogs: please specify the muses involved!
some trigger warnings apply
;; another grammar lesson
wander:
to walk or move in a leisurely, casual, or aimless way, i.e. âhe likes to wander the streets of his hometownâ
wonder:
a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable, i.e. âthe aurora filled him with wonderâ
desire or be curious to know something, i.e. âI often wonder when I stopped readingâ
feel admiration and amazement; marvel, i.e. âhe wondered at the beauty of the sunsetâ
send me a đŒ and a ship Iâll use a doll-maker to design what I think a child between our two muses would look like
(( Good doll-maker resources are at Doll Divine, Rinmaru Games and Azaleaâs Dolls but feel free to use your favorite!))
Send a đČ for your muse to walk in on mine masturbating!
OR Send a đ° for my muse to walk in and catch yours masturbating.
;;PSA
If youâre like me and have an RP blog, you might have noticed several of your followers showing up in your activity with a 404 error under their URL and that youâre unable to go to their blog either on mobile or on desktop. So I did some hunting and discovered a new feature in settings that Tumblr just sprang on us once again.
I donât know if this is an automatic feature or not but if youâre an RP blog, make sure this is turned off. Otherwise your followers cannot check your pages without asking you for links which is a hassle for everybody.
- mod manda
;; mod note
fam can 2018 be the year we just use the blacklist feature
i donât want to have to close the askbox entirely but yâall are getting on my last nerve. I make memes for smut roleplays, iâm bound to offend somebody at some point, coming in to my asks to âremindâ me that things offend people does nothing but waste both our time.
xkit has a thing where you can edit reblogs and change words. tumblr comes with blackist standard now. youâre in charge of your own experience, iâm just here to make memes so people can make fictional characters bump uglies
we good?
- mod manda
[[edit]] for the record, the entire reason i made this blog is because on my roleplay blog, i reblogged a pregnancy meme from a resource page, who proceeded to come and scream at me and post callouts about me because i dared to use âtheirâ meme for an mpreg plot. So yâall are allowed to do whatever the fuck you want with my memes because Iâm not here to curate yâallâs experience.
first time starters!
By request: starters for first-time sex! Can be loss of virginity, first encounter with the opposite/same sex, etc. Trans muse & cuntboy compatible, ABO friendly.
âDonât worry, Iâll be gentle.â
âIâve never done this before.â
âWill it hurt?â
âI never knew it felt so good...â
âJust -- just go slow...â
âIt hurts--â
âIâll stop if you tell me to.â
âWe donât have to do this right now.â
âNow take a deep breath...â
âItâs too big--!â
âJust breathe, Iâll stop when itâs in.â
âTake it out!â
âIs it in?â
âS-slow down--â
âWait, stop--â
â... I came.â
â... did you just come?â
teacher/student starters
By request. Age gap, authority figure and coercion triggers apply, I take no personal responsibility for the use of these starters in situations in which a minor is involved, as my intent is for both parties to be of Legal Age of Consent. M/F/NB compatible, ABO and mpreg friendly.
From the student
âListen, I cannot fail this class. Iâm sure thereâs something I can do to convince you...â
âI only sit in the front row so I can stare at your ass.â
âIf we get caught Iâll lose my scholarship...â
âOops, whereâs my hand...?â
âI donât care if youâre my (teacher/professor/coach), youâre the only one I want.â
âThis baby is yours and Iâm keeping it.â
âYou just keep grading and Iâll hide under your desk and use my mouth.â
From the teacher
âI put you at the front table so I could keep an eye on you.â
âI might be convinced to (change your grade/pass you/put you on the team) if you do something for me...â
âIf we get caught, Iâll lose my job...â
âI told you not to come to my office.â
âThat baby canât be anyone elseâs, and Iâll take responsibility.â
âYou know I canât stand it when you wear that to class.â
m/m nsfw gif starters
Send me a number and a ship and Iâll write up a starter based on the gif. Bonus points for not peeking! (Or you can peek, itâs cool) None of these gifs were made by me and were collected from gif hunts and rph sites.
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