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Multis remember to specify muse(s)! Send [ Sweater ] if you can't see the emoji.
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sheepfilms
Claire Keane

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tumblr dot com
Sade Olutola
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hello vonnie

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The Bowery Presents

oozey mess
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@monstersmemes
Send me a š§„ and my muse will pick an ugly festive sweater for your muse!
Multis remember to specify muse(s)! Send [ Sweater ] if you can't see the emoji.
Send a šļø (or "Eye" if you can't send the emoji) and my muse will reveal one item they keep with them.
looking at some of the tags on my memes and this one i think is my favorite
from this meme and let me just say
i had not heard of 'right in front of my salad' when the meme was created because the porno had only been out for three months
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i love y'all keep up the hilarious tags
send š» for your muse to take mine to Build-A-Bear
send š»āāļøāfor your muse to ask mine to take them to Build-A-Bear
send "who is this?" for my muse (receiver) to introduce your muse (sender) to my muse's child
-- if sender/receiver is a multimuse be sure to specify the muse(s)!
send "is this seat taken?" for your muse to sit in mine's lap
Add š for your muse to be stark naked
Fam I am screaming Iām going through the 40k+ notes on the āsize differences in shipsā post and apparently there was a whole debate about The Enterprise vs the Millennium Falcon in the notes at one point yāall
Iām gonna say this loud
I would rather wait and get a good reply than have you rush out something I canāt work with
I would rather get back a well-thought out paragraph reply than get back one sentence that gives me nothing but your muse reacting to or responding to what mine did. I donāt care how long I have to wait if it means getting a quality reply.
scenarios for starters
bored with the usual coffee shop or classroom meet-cute? send in āsomething differentā for me to use this generator for a randomly generated, smutty scenario to use for a starter or drabble inspiration!
for multimuse blogs: please specify the muses involved!
some trigger warnings apply
;; another grammar lesson
wander:
to walk or move in a leisurely, casual, or aimless way, i.e. āhe likes to wander the streets of his hometownā
wonder:
a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable, i.e. āthe aurora filled him with wonderā
desire or be curious to know something, i.e. āI often wonder when I stopped readingā
feel admiration and amazement; marvel, i.e. āhe wondered at the beauty of the sunsetā
send me a š¼ and a ship Iāll use a doll-maker to design what I think a child between our two muses would look like
(( Good doll-maker resources are at Doll Divine, Rinmaru Games and Azaleaās Dolls but feel free to use your favorite!))
Send a š² for your muse to walk in on mine masturbating!
OR Send a š° for my muse to walk in and catch yours masturbating.
;;PSA
If youāre like me and have an RP blog, you might have noticed several of your followers showing up in your activity with a 404 error under their URL and that youāre unable to go to their blog either on mobile or on desktop. So I did some hunting and discovered a new feature in settings that Tumblr just sprang on us once again.
I donāt know if this is an automatic feature or not but if youāre an RP blog, make sure this is turned off. Otherwise your followers cannot check your pages without asking you for links which is a hassle for everybody.
- mod manda
;; mod note
fam can 2018 be the year we just use the blacklist feature
i donāt want to have to close the askbox entirely but yāall are getting on my last nerve. I make memes for smut roleplays, iām bound to offend somebody at some point, coming in to my asks to āremindā me that things offend people does nothing but waste both our time.
xkit has a thing where you can edit reblogs and change words. tumblr comes with blackist standard now. youāre in charge of your own experience, iām just here to make memes so people can make fictional characters bump uglies
we good?
- mod manda
[[edit]] for the record, the entire reason i made this blog is because on my roleplay blog, i reblogged a pregnancy meme from a resource page, who proceeded to come and scream at me and post callouts about me because i dared to use ātheirā meme for an mpreg plot. So yāall are allowed to do whatever the fuck you want with my memes because Iām not here to curate yāallās experience.
first time starters!
By request: starters for first-time sex! Can be loss of virginity, first encounter with the opposite/same sex, etc. Trans muse & cuntboy compatible, ABO friendly.
āDonāt worry, Iāll be gentle.ā
āIāve never done this before.ā
āWill it hurt?ā
āI never knew it felt so good...ā
āJust -- just go slow...ā
āIt hurts--ā
āIāll stop if you tell me to.ā
āWe donāt have to do this right now.ā
āNow take a deep breath...ā
āItās too big--!ā
āJust breathe, Iāll stop when itās in.ā
āTake it out!ā
āIs it in?ā
āS-slow down--ā
āWait, stop--ā
ā... I came.ā
ā... did you just come?ā
teacher/student starters
By request. Age gap, authority figure and coercion triggers apply, I take no personal responsibility for the use of these starters in situations in which a minor is involved, as my intent is for both parties to be of Legal Age of Consent. M/F/NB compatible, ABO and mpreg friendly.
From the student
āListen, I cannot fail this class. Iām sure thereās something I can do to convince you...ā
āI only sit in the front row so I can stare at your ass.ā
āIf we get caught Iāll lose my scholarship...ā
āOops, whereās my hand...?ā
āI donāt care if youāre my (teacher/professor/coach), youāre the only one I want.ā
āThis baby is yours and Iām keeping it.ā
āYou just keep grading and Iāll hide under your desk and use my mouth.ā
From the teacher
āI put you at the front table so I could keep an eye on you.ā
āI might be convinced to (change your grade/pass you/put you on the team) if you do something for me...ā
āIf we get caught, Iāll lose my job...ā
āI told you not to come to my office.ā
āThat baby canāt be anyone elseās, and Iāll take responsibility.ā
āYou know I canāt stand it when you wear that to class.ā
m/m nsfw gif starters
Send me a number and a ship and Iāll write up a starter based on the gif. Bonus points for not peeking! (Or you can peek, itās cool) None of these gifs were made by me and were collected from gif hunts and rph sites.
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